#funnyretail

[depressed-retail-worker]

I really love it when customers buy just a bag and nothing else. It means I can say “would you like a bag with your bag?”

[depressed-retail-worker]

Australians are genuinely the sweetest customers. I just had an older Australian gentleman come into the shop, looked about for a bit, bought something, and as he was leaving he complimented my t shirt, which said “due to unfortunate circumstances I am currently awake”. We had a good laugh about it and before he left he said “I just wanted to mention it because its genuinely the funniest shirt I’ve seen in a while and I didn’t want you to think I was staring at your chest”

Australian granddad you are a real one

[depressed-retail-worker]

So it’s fairly early still and I’m alone in the shop. One of my coworkers comes in and asks if I’ve seen a cereal bowl around anywhere. I said I haven’t so he goes downstairs and as he heads down I shout after him “has it been a bowl more than three times, then?” He was like huh? And I explained that to be a serial killer you need to kill at least 3 people. In mock exasperation he exclaims “it’s not a serial bowl!”

He comes back a few moments later with the serial bowl and a “it’s only been a bowl once”

What is it now, I ask him. He sighs. It probably has been a bowl at least 3 times he concedes.

[depressed-retail-worker]

12 year old girl to her mum about her brother:

Tell him! We are NOT GETTING A LABUBU!

ITS NOT ALLOWED!

I’ve no idea why she’s against them but she’s an icon

[depressed-retail-worker]

Fully grown Australian man coming up the stairs from the basement and seeing our shop floor: omg I want some stuffies.