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SO THIS GIRL IN MY LAST HOUR

Said the absolute most idiotic thing I've EVER heard. The teacher was playin music while we worked, and some song by camellia cabello came on, so we started talking about whether or not “fifth harmony’ was now “little mix”

AND THIS GIRL

FROM ACROSS THE CLASS

JUST RANDOMLY SHOUTS

“Wasn't RyAn RoSs apart oF FifTH HarMoNy?//???”

I have never cringed fully until that moment.

#stupidpeople #funny #funnyschool #panic!atthedisco #ryanross #whytho

Poetry Teacher: You can also analyse the lyrics of a song for one of your essays, of course a song is not only poetry so keep in mind the musicality-

Me: *analyzes the fuck out of a music video and forgets about the lyrics*

#funnyschool

Today on Silly Generic School Sitcom

I accidentally sat through a class that’s not mine

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Things my friend has done/said at lunch

"Can I draw a star on your face"

A-"I'm stressed" I-"Get high"

"I like my girlfriend"

*Licks arm*

"Miss W has short hair"

"His d*ck is bigger than that"

*Spits at A*

"The tree is hot"

"My brain is jiggling"

"This looks weird 'cause I'm high"

"That tree looks like bark"

"Who wants a condom"

*Hugging tree*

*Random laughing*

"Run"

"Can I eat your eyes"

*Kissing Ze's head*

"Your feet look yummy"

*Screaming*

"You can't skip up trees"

"Ah my hearing aid"

*Falls*

*Eating bubbles*

*Making snow angels in grass*

"H you're hot"

"Ah fucking undies are up me"

*Nearly Falls out of tree*

"When did I snap my pencil?"

"I feel like a famous person"

"I'm high again"

"Why does everything taste like salt?"

"M shat in my eye"

#random #school #lunch #funnyschool #both of these posts have taken up a bit of paper #when i was doing this one i forgot there was another side of the paper #ThE tReE iS hOt #i should do this for my whole class in math and religious education #the shit that my class says is unhinged

Things that my friend has done/said in math class

-"Can you hold the world still untill my eyes stop spinning"

-"I thought B was smoke"

-"Jesus is riding a horse"

-*Random laughing*

-*Eating paper* "That actually tastes like salt you should try it. What do I do with it? Swallow it? *Spits it out*

-*Tries to eat pen*

-*Using my pencil case as a pillow*

-*Failing to cut paper*

-*Steals M's stuff

-"V looks like an egg"

-"M looks like a tree"

-"Z (me) looks like glasses"

-*Unreadible writing*

-"I'm sweating. Do you want to touch my armpits?"

-"I saw a orange horse"

-"I can see this now" (Writing on her arm)

-"That looks like Jesus" (A plant)

-*Staring into space*

-*Puts feet on my lap*

-*Gets mini cannon* "BOOM"

-"PEW"

-*Putting metal in mouth*

-"OMG what's that?"

-*Throwing arms around mine and M's shoulders*

-Goes to touch H's shoulder*

-"You scared me" (After dropping mini cannon)

-M-"I see Jesus behind you" *Spins around really, really fast*

-"They are really far away"

-M-"Do you have a mum? I-"Wouldn't you like to know"

-*Spinning around*

-*Pushes pencil case off table*

-*Trying to get in my bag*

-"It's chalk"

-"Help me I'm drowning"

-*Lying on floor*

-"Fancy tissues"

-"Maybe we should just use drugs instead"

-"There's a booger on this"

-"You can't taste stuff"

-"It's too bright" *Goes under table*

-*Pokes me with a pencil*

-"Grapes?!"

#school #funny #random #math #funnyschool

Monday: Right, we’re gonna fucking nail this homeschooling malarkey... We’re doing Art (immerse myself into teaching life slowly...) We find an old roll of wallpaper and come up with the magnificent idea of re-creating another Layla. I should have just rammed the felt tip pen into my eye then... We spent alllll morning on this monstrosity. Jay cut out heels and jewellery, I was in charge of “tights” while Layla created the largest eyes known to mankind... We now have this cut out creature taped to our door so we now have the privilege of being absolutely terrified every time we spot in in the corner of our eye... What the fuck have we done... Don’t judge, we’re not going anywhere so we’ve fucked the ironing off... #homeschool #lovelayla #funnyschool https://www.instagram.com/p/B-XE4melNLH/?igshid=1iiybkv3uk1kb

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