Letter from a Non-Servant 3
Dear Dear Leader:
Where are you registered?
- An Embarrassment to Her Country (laurahy)
Dear Embarrassment to Her Country:
I presume you're referring to my marriage to the venerable and super hott, Ri Sol-Ju. In that case, I reject your feeble attempt to win my affections by offering capitalist consumer goods that were most like manufactured in China. As all my loyal and submissive subjects know, only the Great and Eternal Father (my dad) can bestow gifts upon a newly married couple. I've requested that dad bless our marriage with fealty, obedience, fun sexy times, enough competent children to field a full-court basketball team, his-and-hers matching navy pantsuits, and a pre-ordered copy of All-Stars Battle Royale for my PS3.
Unless you can magically procure one of those items, which I highly doubt since you are not a demi-god, you can just send cash. LOL! :D