#funtimesatthepub

[the-tattood-lady]

so we're sitting at the Pub, cause rain, & discussing Aussie insults... ready... * face like a dropped pie, * face like a bucket full of arseholes, * head like a chewed mintie, * face like a smacked arse, *head like a smashed crab, * head like a beaten favourite, * head like a red-headed step-child, * face a mother couldn't love, * fell outta the ugly tree n hit every branch on the way down, then it fell on em, * face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, descriptive bunch ain't we?