#furikusakasu

[emptiiedout]

💝- throw it totally at either muffet or tenna

UNSOLICITED DATING ADVICE . . . / ACCEPTING.

"the thing is." they're hanging out at the studio, where the giant spamton head has just finished shooting pipis out of its ungodly mouth as a test-run for an upcoming shot. frisk waves at it from their comfortable spot on their bean bag.

"this whole thing. with your ex. do you think it might be driving away potential dates. you're suffering from 'ex termination disease'. and it, like. shows."

[useup]

@furikusakasu is coming to the festival .

there is an unpleasant feeling that kris is trying to ignore . something ugly and resentful that must be pushed away , captured in an internal bottle and the lid screwed tight . their efforts feels akin to swallowing back rising bile in vain attempts not to be sick . noelle is going to join the two of them later --- then there can be no more pretence that they were the one chosen to spend today with ...

... but until then , they can paw at the dragon's arm like an affection starved puppy and point out a ball throwing game with understated eagerness . there is a tall stack of cans waiting to be knocked down , and various plush prizes hanging from the stall . a dollar for three balls .

kris procures the cash with a flourish .

[ * ❤️ I'm gonna win you something. * Susie please win me something. ]

[mettatoniic]

what if i said i came back moni. what if i said chapter 5 brought me back so hard im about to bring back tenna and shove him right at mtt like a good boy for those tv ratings. idk its crazy how much deltaruna can drag my ass from hell here again...(hiii i miss you even though we have each other on discord regardless)

you make a compelling hypothetical. so I'll raise you a hypothetical of my own: what if you came back? what if i came back wtf what if you and I let our muses have some heart-to-heart and reignite those ratings? what if the tv smooched a ghost? what if a ghost smooched a tv? oooh, the drama... (i forgot ur discord im so sorry but GET OVER HERE NNNEEEOWWWW)

[carouselofcuriosities]

Eve kicked her legs as she dangled over one of the stunt bars, her cheek squished boredly against the cold metal railing.

Every day was a bore now that her own tent was repurposed and she was forced to man the dumb gift shop. As if retail couldn’t get any worse. She was created to entertain the masses with whimsy and laughter — not stand at the front and look pretty while dealing with snotty children fighting over a toy.

“It was one mistake, Jester,”

The sheep groaned, nudging him with her hoof,

“Honest mistake! I was doin’ it for the greater good too! Those schmucks were harassin’ one of our family — what, did you want me to just look away and pretend everythang was a-okay? NO, I had to OBVIOUSLY make sure they never try somethang like that ever again! And now two of ‘em won’t — yanno, ‘cause one got squashed like a pancake and the other went up in flames.”

No remorse. She’s even smiling fondly at the memory.

“And with one quick modify memory, the last guest on stage got away scot free and unscathed and didn’t have to call the authorities on us and force us to move again! Win win!

…What’s family mean to you anyway? I think we have two different definitions of safety precautions. Let’s start with that.”

@furikusakasu