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BECAUSE YOU CAN -- YOU MUST.
private && selective soulless frisk from the game UNDERTALE. written by noji ( they / she ). a study in: the meaning of consequence, time manipulation && detachment, the experience of growing up without a SOUL. (graphics stunningly done by lee!)
CARRD.
HEY.
"i paid three whole dollars for that thing. plus shipping." inconsiderate ...
Can't hear them over getting snatched into a headlock.
"Don't worry. You're about to go in right with it." They immediately start dragging Frisk to the shore.
it isn't too difficult getting out of a headlock with the right technique. undyne has taught them better than she should've. with a firm grip on kris' wrist and a tilt of their own head, lemon slips out from under kris' arm, squinted eyes focused and eager.
"i was thinking you should go get it for me, really." wrist held behind kris' back, lemon attempts to trip them into the lake.
"I BELIEVE I ALREADY HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH , " DRIP " .... I AM MELTING. ALWAYS."
... he is at least wearing the sunglasses. over his normal glasses.
"no. listen. drip, means when you have, like ... you know. when you have style. when you're fashionable. we're at a good start with those sunglasses. now, let's find you a hat ..."
it may be possible that they're less helping him find a date than they are playing dress-up with a melting puppet ...
They launched that stupid fucking mini violin so far into the lake it's in chapter 7.
HEY.
"i paid three whole dollars for that thing. plus shipping." inconsiderate ...
π // for moony! because it'd be funny, i know it, in my heart. <3 asdfghjkl
UNSOLICITED DATING ADVICE . . . ? / ACCEPTING.
"who's there to date in those places you hang out at. do you still have contact with those people you used to know. i've never seen you hang out with anyone else." why does this sound a little threatening ...
π for alphys! i think it would be funny lul
UNSOLICITED DATING ADVICE . . . / ACCEPTING.
"alphys --" they began, and caught themself. amidst what seemed like endless hours of the lizard monster fretting over what present to buy her girlfriend, frisk found their mask fraying at the edges, the practiced smoothness giving way to the flat, blunt interior hidden just underneath.
they sighed. then, they softened their features against into a lovely, encouraging smile.
"you've known her for years, yeah? so whatever you get her, i'm sure she'll cherish it. not to mention," frisk offered a pat on the back and a wink, for good measure, "just you being there will be enough for her. trust me on this one."
πFor Kris because why not throw salt in the wound SDKJFJKD
UNSOLICITED DATING ADVICE . . . / ACCEPTING.
"i thought you were gonna marry noelle by the time you're twenty. guess not, huh." they've got no idea what's going on with this susie girl, either, but they've observed enough highschool drama to grasp a thing or two.
"hold on, i've got just the thing."
lemon produces something from their inventory ... it is something small and easily obscured in their palm. lemon holds it close to their chest like a treasured item, voice soft yet utterly monotone as they explain, "i got this off temu."
they proceed to play a song on the world's smallest violin to kris without an ounce of shame in their entire body.
π god knows he needs it jsjfjsjd
UNSOLICITED DATING ADVICE . . . / ACCEPTING.
they would be wondering what they've done to deserve this, but they already know the answer to that.
"listen ... asgore, there's no use beating yourself up over this, okay? these things happen. i can assure you, there's plenty of people who would be interested in you. in fact ..."
"let's run a social experiment, shall we? tell me what you know about tinder."
π- throw it totally at either muffet or tenna
UNSOLICITED DATING ADVICE . . . / ACCEPTING.
"the thing is." they're hanging out at the studio, where the giant spamton head has just finished shooting pipis out of its ungodly mouth as a test-run for an upcoming shot. frisk waves at it from their comfortable spot on their bean bag.
"this whole thing. with your ex. do you think it might be driving away potential dates. you're suffering from 'ex termination disease'. and it, like. shows."
"boo. mow down the weed already."
π for gaster heehee
UNSOLICITED DATING ADVICE . . . / ACCEPTING.
"you can speak. and exist, for prolonged periods of time. that means you're already halfway set for a successful date."
"now. i understand asking them out might be an issue. but that's okay." they produce a pair of sunglasses and hand them over to the skeletal figure. "all you need to fix that is gaining back some drip. besides the one you have now. are you following."
lmfao sunday time. send me π for frisk to give your muse unsolicited dating advice.
π friendship of some kind with aqua! hello dangerous knife teenager, meet reckless knife flower toddler
U ARE SOOOO CORRECT OMG. murder baby meets murder teen ... despite lemon's unwavering flat demeanor they are always SO down for bullshit, i think aqua wouldnt get bored precisely because theyd enable her every impulse, lmfao. they dont have much trouble communicating either bc theyre both severely blunt with their words and dont take things to heart. tysm for opening my eyes AHABZHSBZ
Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these
π - friendship π - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) π - past relationship π - hateship ( they hate each other but canβt stay away ) π - hateship ( enemies ) π - friends with benefits β€ - romantic relationship
π» A magical wind is enough to snuff out the pyromaniac's attempt at a bush fire. "Hey, I'm all for foraging your own path in life, little buddy, but why not try asking the grass to move first?" Flowery plants a hand on the human's shoulder and spins them around with a flourish, pointing them away from the charred grass. "There's hipper places to hang out in Flower Kingdom. How'd you get out here, anyway?" It's not every day he comes across a human in the Dark World.
they are twirled in place by the sort of force that should not have physically been able to spin them in such a manner, yet here they are, dizzy and suddenly facing the man they had so stubbornly been ignoring a second ago.
frisk stumbles, steadying themselves.
"followed a road," they respond, blinking hard. frisk's gaze flickers over the wannabe human with growing curiosity -- he seemed like a darkner, but there was something off about the way he carried himself, at least from what little they had seen of him. and it wasn't the inexplicable voice lines, either.
their question is as charming as the rest of them.
"what are you."
in SUCH a silly mood rn ... give this post a like for a lil inbox thing β€οΈ
grumbling. "whoever invented the concept of prom can land on a sword."
