#furry adjacency

[eunych-born-eunych]

I made the mistake of telling an OkCupid girl who aspires to being a shepherd that her career goals were a draw for me, and this is a mistake because I don't know how to follow up on that without revealing the reason, which is that I'm a furry for satyrs and erotic fiction about satyrs has given me an unironic thing for shepherds

[eunych-born-eunych]

if you can use "knot" correctly as a verb in a sentence, it's already too late for you

[eunych-born-eunych]

any vegetarians out there really into tofurry porn? asking for science do NOT link tofurry porn to me

[eunych-born-eunych]

thesis: "sexy" fursona species are connected to local chain/roadside restaurant fursonas

I’m not suggesting that’s the only factor. rabbits are a “sexy” fursona species because of “fuck like rabbits,” horses are a “sexy” fursona species because of “hung like a horse.”

but in general, I hypothesize the people making furry porn of chickens come from places where roadside chicken restaurants have anthro chickens in their advertising. I bet the pork-vs.-beef barbecue debate lines up perfectly with who’s making furry porn of pigs and who’s making furry porn of cows. it’d be a difficult thesis to test but in my heart I cherish this speculative belief that furries kinda want to fuck their preferred barbecue

[eunych-born-eunych]

A salamander with external gills, either because it has not reached adulthood or because- like an axolotl or a mudpuppy- it retains its larval external gills as an adult.

This is not the most useful word but, being an enthusiast of siredons myself (siredonophile???), I’m pretty pleased with having learned it!

[eunych-born-eunych]

Q: what does 'success' mean to you?

A: I own a nice, realistic set of fuckoff-huge-seme costume ram's horns, which I wear regardless of social setting, fearless of any consequence

[eunych-born-eunych]

the chickenfuckers have been here... we're close