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Otters have great PR. Everybody loves them. What kind of jerk would you have to be to hate these cute little guys? That'd be just otter nonsense. They're fluffy and wiggly, and they use their bellies as tables. They have favourite clam-cracking rocks that they carry around with them. They hold hands when they sleep so they don't float away from each other.
They are also, as a species, locked in an eternal life-and-death resource war with seals, which can get...shall we say 'quite intense at times'? Yeah. Nature can be pretty metal like that.
And with your new-found ability to take on the form of an otter at will, the whole world will know they otter not mess with you.
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-Lining is warm grey polar fleece
-Dark chestnut main fur is layered, sleek and shiny, & very smooth
-Lighter brown fur on chest and inner ears is lighter weight and a bit longer
-Sides of the hat hang just past shoulders