#further reading:

[nietzschemoji]

really tired of facebook promoting to me pages that my ex-roommate has 'liked' but that i'm positive she has never used in her life

[politicsandprettythings-blo-blog]

Ok so why the fuck are there 50 shades of fuck off quotes all over my dash

What the shit is so appealing about this book

I've read excerpts, I didn't wanna judge it without knowing what it was, and it's pure bullshit

It's written in the style of a badly done fanfiction - 'oh baby, let me have you' - how can people even read that shit, just proves y'all have no taste in literature because if you did you'd recognise that for purified shit

It makes BDSM and kink look like some crazy shit that only fucked up weird romances engage in, most couples that get up to that shit are happy, normal, and the dom/sub thing that happens during sex does not bleed into your actual life - you can be a legit and equal couple, kink isn't some deep set mental desire to submit, it's just being turned on, you wanna start reading into fetishes maybe it's time to confront the one for schoolgirls that about 70% of men have

also

WHY IS THIS SHIT SO AMAZING AND EXOTIC TO MOST WOMEN

honestly, reading it makes you look like a) you have shit sex, b) you're just waiting for some man to come and control your entire life because that shit rustles your jimmies, and c) you do not know how a real book is written, and you only ever got as far as GCSE creative reading.

ok

done