Robert & Amara
who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart: Bobbywho forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire: Bobbywho sleeps naked: bothwho sleeps under 3 blankets: neitherwho has a huge crush on Billy Joel: Amarawho gets drunk and breaks shit: neitherwho’s a closeted anime fan: Amarawho initiates sex at inappropriate times/places: Bobbywho’s afraid of Slenderman: neitherwhat their wedding song will be: I guess that’s why they call it the blueswhat their biggest fight was about: Bobby’s lady friendswhy they’d work together: there’s always been a secret affection between them that, as much as they try to hide it, it comes to light when one of them is in danger. in that situation, the other’s well being is the only thing that matters