Far From Dream Job
I would HATE to be a real estate agent in Skyrim. Two of the new houses come in cozy locations next to dragon and undead spawns
"And here we have a lovely two story cottage with a beautiful view of- OH SWEET GODS, DRAGON!!! DRAGOOOOOOOON!!!!"
Of course I'd be forced to limp away, because like everyone else with a slightly risky vocation I'll be a retired adventurer who took an arrow to the knee












