premades as quotes from futurama
I shouldn’t be out in this cold. I have no protective, fat, hair, or warm blood. I’m not even legally a mammal. -Kent Capp
What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned. -Circe Beaker
I’m not sure science is your thing, seeing as that chimp at the zoo tricked you out of your allowance. -Cassandra @ Alexander Goth
Now I’m sick! God only knows what this will do to me. Yesterday I was almost killed by a tight hat. -Ophelia Nigmos
-You should become an executioner! You can kill humans and wear a cool hood. -Nah, I like my victims to know who did it. -Olive Specter
Can you believe they said I have an obnoxious ego? ME?! The Magnificent Bella? -Bella Goth
-I’ve never seen anyone this addicted to soda. -This is nothing. Back in high school I used to drink a hundred cans of cola a week. Right up until my third heart attack. -Ripp Grunt
It’s all so complicated with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies! -Don Lothario
It all started 40 years ago. I was working for Consort for the third time, after twice before realizing he's evil and vowing never to work for him again. -Patrizio Monty
-Hello everyone. If you’re watching this it means I’m dead. Now that I have nothing to live for, I have decided to kill myself. I know you’re all very upset, especially Tybalt. -Well, life goes on. Except for grandpa, HAHA. -I’m sure Tybalt has just made a cutting remark, but he doesn’t know I taped over his soap operas to record this message. -YOU WHAT?? -Consort + Tybalt Capp
