Recent BBM conversations
R. got a Blackberry this week and our BBM conversations have been out of control.
First off, we don't have the whole conversation saved, but R. and T. were talking about how R's university's cafe was just shut down for 79 healthcode violations. T's friend worked in a cafe and says she was told by a health inspector that 4 pieces of rat feces found in a restaurant is okay but 5 gets you a health-code violation. R. messaged T. to say:
R: 'I mean, I expect rats to be in every restaurant, so I just pretend they're all like the rats from Ratatouille.'
To which T. laughed out loud.
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So T. subscribes to Bust magazine and the latest issue is the food issue. There's a recipe for banana split whoopie pies. It calls for a cup of marshmallow fluff. T. went to the supermarket at 11pm on Thursday after class to buy ingredients. She's trying to buy things on a budget and noticed that 8oz of Fluff cost $1.99 and 16oz of Fluff cost $2.19, so she obviously bought the bigger one. She never put it away after unpacking it on the coffee table to show R.
Fast-forward to today at 11:18am and this is what R. awoke to, when at a friend's house, still a little drunk from last night:
T: I left our place this morning with marshmallow fluff on my chin. I think I have a problem.
R:hahahahahahaha futurebaddecisions.com
T:Yes, a tablespoon of marshmallow fluff for breakfast is a super bad idea. At least I realized before I locked the apartment door on my way to the Greenmarket!
R: Did you remember the compost?
T: Yes, heading there now!! Except I may have left one more bag of compost in the freezer, but everything else (including the dying tulips), I have with me.
R: I bet there's so much room in the freezer for ice cream now!!
T: A little bit. :)
R: All I want to do is lay on the couch and eat ice cream all day.
T: Good, because I'm making brownies.
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T: OMG skinny jeans and crocs??? FBD!
R: hahaha, are we abbreviating that now? It's perfect. Or as Lynn and I say, 'NAGL', Not A Good Look.
*FBD is short for FutureBadDecisions, in case you didn't get that.