Feb 24, 2025
Democracy.exe: Reboot Required
"When leadership is just an algorithm, who really gets to vote?"
In the not-so-distant future, elections have finally been optimized! No more pesky human candidates, no messy debates—just cold, efficient AI programs making the important decisions. Sure, there's an occasional glitch (like the one currently promising tax cuts for corporations while deleting voter rights), but don’t worry—our Emergency Patch Update™ will fix that soon! Meanwhile, our sponsors remind you: "Trust the Algorithm – Leadership You Can't Question."