#fuuck!

[lunar-orca]

meanie x sad ena is like my personal torture chamber. nobody fucking talk to me

[lisinfleur]

Why is it so fucked up to catch a cold?

My little girl caught a cold from her cousin. And I of course caught it from her.  Now I’m feeling like crap.  Cold is like a fucking vampire: night falls, it comes out strong as fuck! 

[ohjenknee]

When you’re trying to find the perfect porn so you can get off & go to bed 🙄😒

[digirainebow]

PENULTIMATE AMNESTY PENULTIMATE AMNESTY

[scarfarms]

There's a colony of teeny tiny ants infesting our house, but not the whole house. Just a straight line from the wall to my side of the couch and my sidetable. Probably because I am drinking lots of juice lately, and am really clumsy at pouring it, and keep leaving my glass on the table at night because I forget it.... like, they don't bug me but we can't have them moving in en masse so we put out traps. Sorry little buggies. I was really sick of the long winter but I totally forgot how many bugs are around when it's warm here. Glad I don't hate all bugs but yikes. Wiped all the ants off my (wiped down and clean) table, 2 minutes later they're all back. They're black on black, it feels like my eyes are messing with me... The only time I've ever seen solid, cartoonishly perfect lines of ants is in Argentina, the ants here are way less disciplined, they're all over the place and in a vague line. Hm.

[cartoonjohn]

2016

You suck. Period.

[officialthequeen]

Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!! Louise is so freaking adorable!! ugh!! Look at her!!

[audlie45]

Watching Curious George with my kid

Me: WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE NOT REALIZE HE'S A DAMN MONKEY!