#fuuukc

[rabbitprose]

me when i finally get the shiny dratini

[inkywarden]

So this killed me i’mmm dead

[the-cookie-of-doom]

lol im actually about to put my phone in a blender. 

Literally within a DAY of getting it, it started doing the same shit my old phone did, randomly shutting down and not turning back on. NOW it won’t turn on at all! I’ve had it charging for 3 hours! When it shut down it was at 98%! Fuck me!

[aloyssobek]

“WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHOW” SAME LIAM SAME

[kozuno]

if that oshino meme college days novel ever comes true that’s the day I’m gonna fukcign sit down and force myself to learn how to read japanese

[ilovetv99]

whyyyyyyyyyy do I always wake up at 3 AM

[meowaves]

i liek when grown ass scary men do cutesie stuff like meowing or something

[bettertwin9000]

ok. so i listened to the voicelines (moresothelineswherehewasdrunkDONTJUDGEME) and ... i'll be honest okay, i giggled at first but i slowly warmed up to it. and i'll be very honest he's ... good looking. but i need a little more convincing.

i may seem very hard to please but if you look at my actual roster of fictional crushes you will be baffled or freaked out or confused

HELP. NO. OK. DID YOU LISTEN TO THE HORSE LINES?

Anyways. I LIKE HIM BECAUSE HES SO FUCKING SARCASTIC. LIKE HIS JOKES- ARE ALWAYS A JAB AT SOMEBODY IN HIS TEAM YET HES SO.. NATURALLY GOOD HEARTED. HESS SO SERIOUS BUT SOMETIMES HES WILLING TO BE A BIT GOOFY FOR HIS FRIENDS.

SPOILERS FOR RDR2 BTW

WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO LEAVE THE GANG HES THE FIRSTTO LEND THE HAND DESPITE BEING INITIALLT VERY LOYAL TO THE BIG BOSS'. OUGH. ough AND HES SOOO RUDE TO STRANGERS. HES SO MEAN. BUT IF HE FINS THE RIGHT ONES HE TREATS THEM EITH A KIND HAND AOIUHHH his hands look so ROUGH OUGFGHH