#fuuuuuuuuuuck.

[sicklymuttz]

I AM GOING TO END UP ON THE NEWS.

[double-ended]

what the fuck.

ii have liiterally no memory of haviing thii2 conver2atiion, lea2t of all wiith a lo2er liike @jumboass.

[yaoiconnoisseur]

It’s almost 1am and I have a fucking UTI 🫠 Symptoms literally JUST started. My piss burns and my home is now my toilet

[sternenteile]

lmao so.  my weekend was great. went out with my friend, she slept over for the whole weekend, everything’s cool, but now i’m ready to chill. she leaves, i’m like yes, time for some me time, now i can catch up on rp stuff!

... and then, not even an hour after she leaves, my throat starts to get sore. then i start getting the sweats. then my throat gets even more sore and i lose my voice. and i’m just like. oh no.

welp. uh. i guess i’ll. be scarce for another little while before i can really. come back. thanks body for deciding that this was an excellent time to get a bug. hopefully it’s just... my allergies acting up? but it doesn’t feel like it??

[furiousnostalgia-blog]

I need to go on a dumbass mission and a lot of these people want to go with me. I talk a big game about hating these cultists but I don't actually literally want them to die. A lot of them are kids.

[endlessthoughtsofafangirl]

That moment when you're working on homework and you suddenly get an amazing idea for a fanfiction. 

[lionheartiis-blog]

when a brotp slowly becomes an otp

[pattzillla]

nothing is more heartbreaking than realizing you dont have an sd card in your 3ds to play pokemon