btw can u imagine how much more insane houses very brief domestic era (that one episode where he was cooking and doing wilson’s laundry) would be in the omegaverse. First of Wilson 2would probably worry he had gone through some sort of fucked up conditioning in his rehab/therapy treatment to make him act more “traditional” and meanwhile house is just pre-heat thinking that since he’s living with wilson maybe if he takes over some of the household duties he might put a baby in him :)
FUCKED UP CONDITIONING OAUGHHGH that would be so fucking scary for wilson to even consider. i drove my best friend to mayfield and he came back brainwashed. he starts looking into the place, trying to find out if it's has some fucked up conversion camp "treatment", like demented levels of study and theorizing and obsession only capable of someone who willingly allies themselves with greg house.
then the camera cuts to house in the kitchen, apron on, limping from cutting board to cutting board, humming as he makes some of The Best Food wilson will ever eat. he's not perfect, he's not fixed, but he's better now. now he just needs to prove to wilson he's Good Enough. he can be a Good Omega if given the chance