dean marc, founder of sleepy bitch academy

28 / feb 18 / hethey / new holder of the muckles engagement torch (2023)

[sr-roto]

[scyphosunny]

this is old but a fun one

[ulrichin]

wips i don’t know if i’ll finish c:

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

[tsarina-anadyomene]

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[cadaverpilled]

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

[femtocloaca-deactivated20251203]

ha.....haaa...hahahah!!!! Myyyyyy... THIS!!!! [THUNDER CLAP]*LIGHTING CRACKLING* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!!!!!!!

[strawberry-princess-aelita]

Tech enthusiasts: My whole house is smart. Jeremie Belpois, who just upped the dosage on his Lexapro prescription: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

[mishkemous12]

[cherotto]

Code Lyoko summary so you don't have to watch it:

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[marc--chilton]

did anyone else's mom basically call them an omega or is that just me

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[marc--chilton]

i have sooooo many qualifications for doing nothing and having a great time