dean marc, founder of sleepy bitch academy

28 / feb 18 / hethey / new holder of the muckles engagement torch (2023)

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[sebright]

Houndoom

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[thememedaddy]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[dragongirlbunny]

[machinot]

As a kid you see seahorses in cartoons as actual underwater horses for the fish people to ride on and it makes u never really realize how fucking weird seahorses actually are. Forget the horse part and just look at this fish. It’s a serpentine type fish like an eel, with a tube shaped body, but it’s stuck in a stiff C shape and can mostly only articulate its head and tail. So it swims standing upright. With its weird tiny hummingbird fins. Is this weird to anyone else

[rainyydoves]

it's also kind of hard to get until you see it but they are literally just barely wrapped around their skeletons. there is no extra meat there.

a tiny bony as hell animal with a prehensile tail that is incapable of swimming like other fish (so they cling to seaweed and coral). they can do mpreg. some of them are ambush predators. nobody does this like them

[segamascott]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[drizzledrawings]

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

[oniongarlic]

I'm miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips

I'm gonna be your bubba gump shrimp

[punkrock-bottom]

Almost lost my life to the perilous charms of sweaty shirtless men in tight little shorts jogging as a speeding truck came my way.

[sharkgirldick]

Kind of a lilypad. Refrog.

[sasuke-offical]

i should text him back

[sharkgirldick]

SASUKE UCHIHA??

[weirdplutoprince]

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

[revivivivify]