Was just minding my own business until this abomination came across my mind
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It was a random Tuesday, private [REDACTED] just passed the A1-RRHRP. Definitely still dizzy, with the amount of pain killers he was given due the procedure. Now working under Commander Mafioso. It was his first day getting to know what it feels like being an elite MTF
private [REDACTED]: Sir. If I may ask, what's the point of our waiting in this hallway...for like 30 minutes?
Commander Mafioso: oh well, just a common accurence we're just waiting for the reforcements.
"Heh, long time no see, bunny boy" said a voice, from a dark corner which obviously scared private [REDACTED]. It was one one the Chaos insurgency Commanders. Commander stargaze.
private [REDACTED] immediately pointed his gun at the intruder.
private [REDACTED]: Sir- that a intrude-
Commander Mafioso: nah. No need.
Before private [REDACTED] Reacted, Commander Mafioso & commander stargaze shook hands, Double cheek kissing a few times.
Commander Mafioso: long time no see bro
Commander stargaze: I know. It's been a long time since the reforcement was needed.
private [REDACTED]: okay... what the fuck is going on?
Commander Mafioso: you'll see.
private [REDACTED]: what? So your telling me we're meeting our enemies! What's next, another enemy Commander?
"You will be right" said another voice entering the Szene.
private [REDACTED] just looked at the 3 newcomers
private [REDACTED]: Commander purpose? *Dramatic piano" Commander Diamond? *Dramatic piano" Commander Ironheart? What is this? [We know reference]
private [REDACTED]: what the hell! W-why is the Fucking Commander of GOC, Omega-1 and RĒSH-1 doing here?!
Commander Mafioso just siped his coffee.
Commander Mafioso: well since everyone is gathered, it time. Wear your gasmask y'all.
After everyone put their gasmasks on without hesitation, they knew what was coming. Commander Mafioso Opened a Door just seemed like a karaoke room. At thick smoke escaped from the room also affecting nearby Personnel.
There they were. O5-1, The Administrator, the enginer, Chairman odongo tejani, Council of 108 member Eric Burke. VERY stoned/High due consuming 500 packs of scp-420-j. Which supposed to be impossible. How are they alive? I have no idea.
O5-1 was laying on the table, still holding scp-420-j.
The Administrator just covered the whole couch with their height.
Odongo tejani sleeping on top of Eric burke, which looked like a human Tower.
The enginer was laying face first on floor, ass on air.
private [REDACTED]: ... are we deadass serious?
Commander purpose: positive.
Commander Ironheart: eh I seen worse
private [REDACTED]: can someone explain what the FUCK I'm seeing RN.
Commander Diamond: it's quite simple, these fuckers despite being enemies & hating each with EVERY fiber of their body, always manage to get along and ...smoke weed. It's a phenomenon that not even our best researchers can find any answers to.
private [REDACTED]: ...
Commander Mafioso: alright! Let's get our leaders before the others notice it.
One by one everyone picked their Leaders.
Commander purpose throwing the administrators half conscious body over his shoulder. so casually, despite the administrator being well 13 ft
Commander Ironheart carrying Eric burke in firefighter carry. In case they need to run fast out.
Commander Diamond just carried odongo under one arm. Probably pissed doing this shenanigan over and over again.
Commander Mafioso & private [REDACTED] human crutched O5-1, he was absolutely wasted. The O5 council was not gonna let him hear the of it.
Commander stargaze Princess carried the enginer. ...slay I guess.
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Everyone left to their respective base.
The end I guess idk
I even drew the moment
The administrator without the hat looks....cursed