#scp shitposting

[aldenthesnazzy]

simon ass ✌️

(to those of you that like ass this is the BAD kind of ass…the badass if you will)

[purplelordstudios]

Similar to how 035 can take the voice of its host, Viola can mimic voices and 100% chooses to sound like an old black lady. But when she starts to emotionally fall apart her voices all clash together.

[aldenthesnazzy]

simon glass would probably watch the scp movie smh fucking loser

[rainbowgod666]

Cimmerian: Alex, did you print a bunch of art from the internet to literally eat the paper?

SCP!alex: ...(scurries away)

Cimmerian: oh no you dont-

[purplelordstudios]

Ignore my notes and the boobs up in the corner

[rainbowgod666]

So here's the intro to my SCP canon... as a 4chan post.

>be me, site director of Archival Site 256, which is in the middle of fucking nowhere

>only closest site is 19

>still beats when i was a gigolo and before that, wondertainment IV's attempt to de-lesbian his daughter

>suddendly i get called down

>weird guy alert

>has cat ears and a tail

>okay

>bring him to my office. First time an anomaly asks to be contained afaik

>start talking

>so he's a reality bender

>ohfuck.jpeg

>like, a REALLY POWERFUL reality bender

>byclefspussy.png

>and he has multiple personalities of sorts

>ohgodohfuck.gif

>play it cool

>ask why he is here then

>"oh, my dad appeared to me in a dream and told me to come work here ^w^"

>BOMBOCLAT.exe

>atp i am about to freak the fuck out

>exit the room and ask the other site directors about this

>"oh yeah we've seen ts before"

>whatinthesecuredcontainedprotectedfuck.jar

>APPARENTLY

>there's this giant fuck-off project called "Project Starchild" which is how the foundation gets comically overpowered people to just. Work under us???

>and apparently this cat-eared kid MIGHT be connected to a fucking SWANN entity

>"yeah happens all the time with self inserts. They just really need somewhere to insert themselves in, whether it be field operations or research or anything, really"

>Clef you icon of transgenderism i love you like a battle-brother but you used to dump 12-gauge up the asses of these kinds of people

TLDR: when that fabled promotion comes, be really fucking worried as for what it will entail, because not even the O5s know.

[purplelordstudios]

Working on vollys story, mostly rubedo and hers first time meeting. Volatile might not remember it but rubedo sure does

[aldenthesnazzy]

i’m sorry scp community but the backrooms movie was so fire i MIGHT have to join the dark side