#scp shitposting

[aldenthesnazzy]

i’m sorry scp community but the backrooms movie was so fire i MIGHT have to join the dark side

[purplelordstudios]

Can ya tell which frame I put the most effort into? Anyway, rubedos first time holding volatile because Arancia insisted this was important to the process. The potato can’t even see yet bro she just got here.

[purplelordstudios]

When volatile was first being made and cloned, rubedo was allowed to visit her, so he got to see the first few months of her forming.

This was during the stage where she would be transferred to an incubator once she was done with the first 9 months and would be finishing up development and then she would spend a few more years transferring from one incubator to the next as her body grew in size and then once she reached a desirable size she would be bisk fired and then rubedo would get to pick out a design in glaze and she would be finalized in the kilm firing.

Rubedo did his best not to get too emotionally attached during those first few months of watching volatile in those incubators. But, of course, Arancia allowed rubedo to interact with volatile. In clown culture it's very important to interact with the baby and be as close as possible with it for the first few years, the bond of parent and child is very strong.

Rubedo had no idea what this little fuzzy feeling was and still doesn't. But because he got to interact with volatile when she was so little he doesn't see her as some servant and doesn't understand how that's possible.

[purplelordstudios]

Human odious would have a train set, it’s either that or a horse figure collection

[purplelordstudios]

Rubedo letting volatile watch modern family with him and it cuts to the gay parents and volatile thinks the one dude I can’t remember the name of off the top of my head is rubedo. Rubedo’s ego is bruised by a 2 year old.

[nerapolina]

Dr. Russell

(I decided to edit my scp oc anyway the description changed just a little bit)

------BASIC INFORMATIONS------

Full Name : Lena Heather Russell

Age : 31 years old (then) 47 in ghost years

Date of Birth : 2nd October 1979

Gender : Female

Pronouns : She/Her

Status : Ghost (died in an accident in the foundation)

Nationality : American-Polish

Position/Rank : Senior Foundation Psychologist

Department : Psychology Department

Site Assignment : Site-19

Security Clearance Level : 3 level

Assignment : Psychological stabilization

------APPEARANCE ------

Height : 5'5 ft (165 cm)

Weight : 200 pounds (100 kg)

Body Type : Plus size but her whole body is blurred out in edges with no sharp elements with fading out legs from her knees down

Hair Color : Black

Hair Style : slightly wavy side-parted hair that reaches to her chest that covers her right eye (from her perspective)

Eye Color : dark brown in almond shape (alive), glowing white (currently)

Skin Tone : medium leaning into pale (not too pale and not tanned), pale (now)

Face shape : round face with soft facial features

Typical Expression : calm expression

Clothing Under Lab Coat

Top : gray dress that reaches above knees (now as ghost), dark plum (as human)

Shoes : black block heels (the ones on thicker heels that are 4-5 cm high)

------PERSONALITY------

Positive Traits:

• Loyal

• Logical

• Committed

•Composed

Negative Traits:

• Introverted

• Disorganized

•Distant

•Workaholic

•Quirky (despite being seen as composed)

Fears:

• Being lost

• Becoming Class-D (despite being death)

• Being Forgotten

• Loneliness

Values:

• Competence

• Loyalty

• Science

Strengths:

• Stoicism under stressful situations

• Leadership skills (even when she's distant)

• Loyal to the Foundation which causes higher ups to trust her without worrying about betrayal

Weaknesses:

• Fatigue under pressure from her patients

• Unable to form close bonds

• Unable to leave foundation forever

------ABILITIES------

• Telekinesis

• Floating

• Materializing through walls,floor

• Invisibility on photos and videos

• Unable to feel hunger, tiredness and thirst

------BACKGROUND------

Place of Birth : Bellingham, Washington in the United States

Mother : Scientists who were chemistry lecturer at the University of Bellingham, after Russell was born she had left work to take care of her.

Father : Foundation member, physics scientist who is assigned to help design containment systems based on physical laws that “break”. During Lena's childhood he tried to teach her about science even when he was busy with work in the Foundation.

Childhood Summary : Russell grew around science and care from her mother, she has developed well, had friends even when she could look "more serious" than other kids due to her science knowledge.

How They Were Recruited by the Foundation : She decided to follow her father's career. She got noticed by the foundation agent after writing a psychology book and her excellent college results (doctorate), without knowing about the foundation she agreed immediately.

Life Before the Foundation : she finished psychology at a university with a doctorate being one of the best psychology students at her university (due to her interest with psychology since she was teenager)

------RELATIONSHIPS------

Mother : Warm and close, Lena feels deeply love and attachment towards her mother, her mother's death would crumble her whole world.

Father : Her relationship with father was decent, it wasn't perfect due to his often absence but once he was, they were getting along.

------SCP INTERACTIONS------

Favorite SCP : scp 106, scp 939

Least Favorite SCP : no one

Attitude Toward SCPs : she feels they're really interesting beings, also some are cute in her opinion

Attitude Toward Humanoid SCPs : she treats them like regular humans maybe with a little bit of cautious

Attitude Toward Hostile SCPs : she deeply tries to understand why they're hostile.

Attitude Toward Foundation Ethics : She respects rules unless they involve violence against scps that are kids and animals, she clearly puts a line here.

[aldenthesnazzy]

simon glass is NOT invited to my birthday party

(it’s not even my birthday)

[aldenthesnazzy]

duuude simon glass is contaminated with STUPID we have to incinerate him for the safety of the site guysss!!!