“So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-”
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[★] “ Listen, I don’t mean to cut you off with your story here. I mean, c’mon - Dandy loves him some bosoms covered in sauce as much as the next guy. But don’t you think barbecue sauce is a little… passé? Hmm, y’know, perhaps some honey mustard covered tiddies? Maybe a little sweet ‘n’ sour action? Now that I think about it, somethin’ like thousand island dressin’ would really get the imagination goin’, baby! “
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