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distant voice from somewhere in vents: "HELLISH SMOKES, YOU CACKED HIM!"
❛ before you do anything, try this and tell me what you think. ❜ from @gamblersbar
"Yeh' ain't tryin' t' poison me, are yeh', Whiskas?" He teased, glancing at the drink placed in front of him. It wasn't like Husk had ever steered him wrong with a drink. The bartender absolutely knew the spider's favorite things to drink, and was always one to run new concoctions by Angel. He supposed it might have helped that he had been drinking since he was practically eleven, and therefore a good judge, but.
He picked up the glass, staring at it, before bringing it up to smell. "Is there absinthe in this?" It was such a distinct smell and flavor, he felt like there had to be, which was only making him giggle. "Yeh' tryin' t' get me sloshed here, Husky?" A purr of words, before he's bringing the liquor up to his lips, having a swig in curiosity before nodding, looking back down at it. "It's pretty fuckin' good. What's in it?"
@gamblersbar asked: “ I can tell you are upset.. what happened? ”
charlie wiped her eyes to pretend she wasn't just crying, a smile given to husk to force away the hard emotions that she hated to talk about. she just wanted to pretend it wasn't there, that she wasn't this tragic princess that everyone thought she was. even if… it came from a good heart.
“ i'm fine, husk… really, it's nothing. can i just have another drink? ”
arms on the counter, she looked at her empty glass in a non-verbal act of a please, her kindness never going untouched even through her rough eyes and verbally dry voice. a few more drinks, and she'll be away from the feelings.
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does your muse have any embarrassing moments that they still think about? do they laugh at them, or do they haunt them?
valentino has has plenty of wardrobe malfunctions throughout his career but he has always played them off as intentional and capitalized on the scandal and publicity in lieu of becoming embarrassed. any slips or mishaps that happened on stage during their burlesque performances ( prior to his overlord career ) were similarly laughed off or gracefully woven into the routine as if it was a playful little touch. he is too confident and charismatic to allow little blunders like those to affect his showmanship or his image.
the only embarrassing moments that linger with him are mistakes made due to his poor eyesight. especially in the beginning when he was adjusting to the damage and stubbornly refusing to use his glasses. he has tripped down stairs. crashed several of vox's cars before his license was revoked. misread things entirely. gotten lost or walked in the completely wrong direction. the list goes on. they get moody whenever someone brings up any of those incidents.
how active is your muse? do they exercise regularly? do they do things like yoga? what else do they do to keep fit and active? are they flexible? can they do parkour?
they are fairly active, although perhaps not as much as they were in their youth. valentino is an excellent dancer who is practiced in several forms of ballroom dancing and many more sensual dance routines. dancing has always been a favored hobby and a significant part of his career. pole dancing and yoga have strengthened their arms, back and core. aside from dancing, they performed various aerial stunts and minor acrobatic feats for theatrical burlesque shows, adult films, and artistically erotic projects. he still dances, exercises and does yoga regularly to keep up his flexibility, endurance and strength
how does your muse handle feeling scared? do they enjoy horror? do they believe in the paranormal? what calms your muse down? do they have any scary stories?
fear is generally channeled into to anger rather than a healthier coping mechanism. he tends to lash out when he is afraid. especially when faced with a physical threat. if the fear stems from emotional vulnerability it can be expressed via aggression, apathy or bitter cynicism --depending on the situation or the source of conflict.
in terms of horror as a genre, they do enjoy spooky and brutal forms of media. he finds them amusing and would gladly binge horror movies with vox and velvette.
val is a firm believer in the paranormal and the occult. naturally, they have dealt with various other demons and entities throughout their lifetime. he incorporates dark magic into his everyday routine through the use of potions, spells, curses, hexes and other rituals. while other forms of magic are more inherent to his being. such as the pheromones, aprodisiac and glamour magic.
vox and velvette are the only two beings that can effectively calm them down. kitty is successful at times, as well. blue light has a calming effect on him. silk is a comforting texture. the scent of primrose and moonflower are calming to them as well. expelling his violent energy can also be effective at calming his ire, to the misfortune of the current victim.
"Maybe you should do what you do best - run and hide."
❝ . . . tch. ❞ the sound comes like the crack of a whip. breaking the silence between the two of them. it would seem that HUSKER'S COMMENT had left him speechless, but that was far from the truth. he had a slew of insults that he was cooking up behind slit eyes. narrowing his gaze, he searches for a look of hesitation in the demon's eyes. the feeling that what he had just said was out of line. ALASTOR has seen him reel back on his comments in the past, recognizing that he had brought unnecessary punishment onto himself by saying outlandish remarks. for the moment, he was displaying more patience than he had in the past, but it wasn't for the sake of being kind to his captive. he had struck a nerve. that was what was keeping him so silent.
everyone knew of ALASTOR'S DISAPPEARANCE, at least - that was how ALASTOR SAW IT. he was too full of himself to believe that no one would have taken notice of his lack of presence in the hellish scene. hiding for several years hadn't done anything good for his reputation. most wanted a good explanation for it, of those whose opinions mattered most: he wouldn't give them one.
❝ you think that you're a wise one, don't you? ❞ laughter drips from his words, though he's not entirely sure what he finds so hilarious about it. PERHAPS, he has crossed past the line of being offended, straight to humiliated. it would have been so easy to pull the chain around HUSKER'S NECK tight, dragging him straight to the ground - & yet, that wouldn't have made him feel any better in the moment. he craved verbal retribution. ❝ you should learn the art, it would have saved you a lot of grief. though, i do appreciate having your soul under my heel. so, i suppose, our different tactics compliment each other well. wouldn't you say? ❞ his fingers twitch at the air, the temptation of pulling his face across the floor is ever - growing.
Plotted starter for @gamblersbar !
"So... what'd ya say this was again?"
Angel craned his neck and leaned closer to the vanity mirror, widening his yellow eye as he applied his mascara around its rim. He was in his room, clothes strewn about his bed, the floor, and even the vanity itself-- while Husk waited patiently behind him.
"Like, I know it's a 'Fifties Night' or whateva'... but what actually is it, Whiskers?" the spider asked.
Angel set the makeup down and snatched his neck scarf from the desk, tying it carefully under the collar of his shirt. Then he got up, made a couple faces at his own reflection, and stepped back to preen himself.
He seemed uncertain, and this became all the more obvious when he turned around and fixed Husk with the most self-doubting look imaginable.
"Does this outfit make me look like a dumbass?" Angel queried, bottom two hands moving to smooth a wrinkle from his skirt.
He didn't hate it, actually. It was the most stereotypical costume imaginable: a white blouse, black neckerchief, and yellow poodle skirt, with black Mary-Janes and fold-over socks instead of his usual lengthy boots. It was cute on him, but out of his comfort zone in the sense that it did not show enough skin.
He felt preppy. Nerdy, almost, despite the outfit's natural sass.
Was he setting himself up for negative attention? Were people going to laugh at him?
"Be honest, I won't bite."
Pours him some monster on a glass >:3
head cants at the sight of the drink. it appears virtually indistinguishable from any other beverage — the golden hue reminiscent of any other form of alcohol. ( although, what was that odd can he poured it from? ) raising the glass to his lips, alastor's nose wrinkles a bit at the sickly sweet scent. the warning look shot in husker's direction would make most sinners crumple into a trembling pile of fear and flesh. ❝ hmm. ❞ this better not be some form of prank. those are only amusing when inflicted on other people. although, he supposes his companion is ( vices aside ) intelligent enough to know the radio demon is not one to be toyed with so easily — and certainly not without running the very real risk of nightmarish repercussion. yes, this is probably fine.
he takes a sip. ( why is it fizzy? )
❝ ... ❞ alastor's forehead immediately hits the bar with an audible THUNK.