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𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐨𝐧 𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒.
█ ✶ 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐂𝐑 ╱ 「 a selective / mutual-only, indie, and canon divergent portrayal of 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑, the princess of hell from hazbin hotel by v*vziepop. penned by simon ( 20↑ .. GMT .. HE / HIM ), made for adults; only interact if you are above eighteen please! please read the carrd before following. 」
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currently working on revamping this blog entirely and moving to another one, so once i manage that i'll make more posts.... *picks my nose * hi everyone
i came on to update that i was on hiatus and… well, ok then? anyway
𝒉𝒆𝒚 .ᐟ this is 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗟 𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 ━━━━ the world’s number - one 𝑐𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑤𝘩𝑜𝑟𝑒 .ᐣ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 .ᐟ
# 𝕳𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 : an independent and 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗟𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗧𝗘 writing blog examining 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕 of hazbin hotel . this portrayal is predominantly based on headcanons and original storybuilding , but strives to 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 of the ( dearly beloved ) canon character .
only those who are 𝟮𝟭+ 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗔𝗚𝗘 out of character are permitted to follow and interact with this blog . please expect moderate to sporadic activity .ᐟ 𝐑𝐄𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐄𝐋𝐈 ♡ ( they / she , 29 , gmt - 5 / est )
“ You’re looking awfully pale. ”
"Huh? No...No I don't. S'nothin'..."
The slur in her words made it obvious that no. No it really wasn't. Vagatha was many things but weak. Stubborn and strong-willed. Enduring to a fault. But she would not let herself be seen as weak even in the eyes of her friends and loved ones. She had a job to do and she had been pushing herself more and more with every waking moment.
The pressure of doing her best or failing had been teetering on her shoulders. And even while on the brink, she had pushed herself to be the hotels sole provider. 72 hours of no sleep was starting to show. She slumped against the nearby wall some, her shoulder's stiffening as she fought her knees to keep upright.
She was fine. Nothing was wrong.
And she would show it goddammit.
With a low growl of annoyance, Vaggie would push herself to stand without the hell of the wall and promptly, almost cartoonishly...promptly fell backwards, out like a light. Her good eye rolled back in her skull and she'd black out with one last gasp of air, crumbling right for the ground before she even knew what was happening.
charlie prompted to open her mouth for another objection on vaggie's state of being; this woman would be the death of her if she didn't have a bit of pity in her skinny body. the princess yelped as she went to catch the angel, almost comedically with both arms as she lifted her up— sighing with a bit of relief.
" oh, vaggie... what am i going to do with you? "
a soft smile warmed onto her face with a small blush tinting where her dolly cheeks were, carrying her bridal style as she began to walk, aiming for the elevator rather than the rickety stairs of the hotel. charlie wondered when they'd get that creak fixed... but it was the second thing on her mind; first thing was vaggie, always.
lifting her foot, she'd press the top floor button with the tip of her shoe, wobbling back into the wall as the elevator began to go up, doors closing abruptly. it was usually vaggie carrying her like this, but... to see her in this manner, it made charlie linger on the thought more— the fact that she'd put herself in that type of state for her. their dream.
...
charlie could only lean in to give the angel a kiss on her cheek, the elevator dinging as soon as her lips landed on those soft, cold cheeks, the princess making her way through the vintage hotel hallway to their door, struggling to find a way to grab the key to their room— before just saying 'fuck it' and kicking the door open with one fierce kick, rushing in and kicking it closed, the wall shaking a bit with the force.
" shit... ! "
she hoped that wasn't too loud for the others. either way, she was wholly focused on getting vaggie to the bed, laying her down gently with her hand protecting her head, the other lifting away to grab the sheets, tucking her in up to her neck. relief washed over her in an awesome wave.
the only thing she could do was watch for a moment though; to make sure she was alright... before looking to her desk— closing her eyes in thought. peering an eye open to check once more, she'd then stand up and make her way to her desk, hair-ties undoing as she took off her jacket, placing it on the edge of her desk as she sat down, watching vaggie from afar.
" ... i'll need to talk to her when she wakes up, " charlie said to herself, blushing. she felt honoured, thankful that vaggie would commit herself so hard to her dream— even if it meant charlie had to take care of her every so often.
at least it was easy.
⤷ @toxitrosia 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 ❝ no prenups, please put me in your will. 🥰 ❞ ˎˊ˗
charlie bit her lip for a moment— hesitating, one finger up ready to object, yet… she gritted her teeth and put her hands to her side, face as red as a cherry.
” ffffffine... but you owe me a well-earned visit to the hotel to talk about your path to redemption and good faith! ”
𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 " 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 “ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒. 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 .
THIS MEETING COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL. › FIND ATTACHED: private portrayal of VOX, THE MASS MEDIA ITSELF as adapted from h.azbin h.otel, based in original lore. assisted by doll.
charlie if she was acting like a princess of hell
𝗧𝗔𝗚 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𖥔 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆 - ㅤsearch “muse's name + core” on Pinterest, then share 6 images. tagged by: @chavahs tagging: @spidrboots @toxitrosia @advlox @spidersins & anyone who sees this!
people are starting to hate charlie again:
until i watch the episodes as they come out, including tomorrow, i won't be posting about spoilers! i also have the tag censored, but i'll tag my own talk of them with #hh spoilers / #hazbin hotel spoilers ^_^
⤷ @toxicamour ✶ ❝ where is your faith now? ❞ ˎˊ˗
run down to the skin of her teeth; they took everything from her at this point. her status, her humility, even destroying the way it all flowed-- her friends, family… charlie's hair was a mere rugged version of its usual strawberry blonde nest, charlie baring her teeth to valentino all throughout regardless.
" i've still got it, you purple prick-- don't you dare test me. "
she knew he wanted her to do something rash, to really show the people- whether they were watching or not- that she was nothing more than a sinful creation of an angel and a human, something born unpure. yet she wasn't going to let him have that satisfaction.
no.
" what next, huh? "
✎ . . . 𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑨 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑹.
₊˚⊹ a collection of loose poem verses, quotes or lyrics from various books and chansons. most were written originally in portuguese or french, and were translated to english by me. some are extracted from personal poems, as well! they all have some type of religious reference/motif. writing/roleplaying prompts. from fluff to angst and suggestive! feel free to edit as you see fit.
❝ i never felt more alive than when you called me your angel. ❞ ❝ saints above help me… don’t look at me like that. ❞ ❝ admit it, you’d have taken a bite out of eden, too. ❞ ❝ what are you waiting for? pray. ❞ ❝ confess. repent. repeat. ❞ ❝ for you? i will be any believer you want me to be. ❞ ❝ run away with me, where no gods can find us. ❞ ❝ i begged for a miracle. instead, i got you. ❞ ❝ you smell like the devil. ❞ ❝ where is your faith now? ❞ ❝ call me a sinner. ❞ ❝ the way you call my name sounds like heresy. ❞ ❝ in your gaze, i find my prayers answered. ❞ ❝ your lips are scriptures i long to memorise. ❞ ❝ even silence feels sanctified like this. ❞ ❝ when you embraced me, i felt like i was cradled by divinity. ❞ ❝ i do not wish for the stars to hear us now. ❞ ❝ meet me at our shared altar, where our ghosts can dance. ❞ ❝ kiss my hand. make me feel holy. ❞ ❝ your love feels like a fallen angel’s curse. ❞ ❝ please, can’t you be my sanctuary tonight? ❞ ❝ should i kneel and beg you to look at me again? as if you’re a saint? ❞ ❝ worship does not come cheap. ❞ ❝ must i pay for my sins? cry for forgiveness? ❞ ❝ hate me, blame me, crucify me; just please don’t walk away. ❞ ❝ i do not know how else to love you if not like a sinner. ❞ ❝ you were my redemption; now you are my ruin. ❞ ❝ the weight of your absence is my penance to bear. ❞ ❝ i built cathedrals of dreams, and you razed them to dust. ❞ ❝ you’re a hymn that haunts my mind at midnight. ❞ ❝ you left me bleeding for you, devoted—abandoned. ❞ ❝ i prayed to forget you, but even the heavens refused. ❞ ❝ do not tempt me with your promises. ❞ ❝ hellfire has nothing to your touch. ❞
Incredible
@advlox ˖˚⊹
Charlastor Art Week Day 1 : SWAP AU A late post but I love how this came out.. I just love red.. REEEEED
yes i'm losing my mind at the new clip but this made me laugh the most. look at her???
