Pls I want to hear your arguement for how each instrument is sexy
Strap in kiddos, former symphony kid comin’ through.
I would hope that the piano is pretty obvious. Folks have been banging out moody jams on the piano since the dawn of time. It’s romantic, it’s versatile, it has a reputation (much like the sax and acoustic guitar). You can’t tell me if someone didn’t sit down and serenade you by their piano you wouldn’t wanna lay all over it and get lost in it, dreamy sigh and all.
The sax... damn, now that’s a saucy woodwind. It has a “husky” sound that just lends itself perfectly to jazzy bedroom jams (especially if it’s a tenor sax). I will say though, it’s the kinda instrument that can honestly only sound hot in really skilled hands. It can sound like squeaky trash in the wrong hands. So you better be confident if you wanna slay someone with the sax.
Bass guitar is... wew. People like to overlook it for the electric guitar but you can’t hit those twangy, low ‘n deep sounds on it. All of your favorite sexy jams have a talented bass to add some depth, I promise you. Also, someone with the fingers to slap like crazy on a bass is probably sick in the sack.
Double bass is much the same as bass guitar in that it’s about low and deep, it’s about giving depth to a song. String instruments in general are crazy versatile when it comes to establishing mood honestly, whether it be a violin, viola, cello, etc. In all honesty I think a top tier bass player outranks even a top tier sax player. Also, the innuendo. You got that big ol’ thing between your legs? Skillfully running your bow over it? Heheheh.
Look I can’t really argue for the drums but someone with the energy to play them and play them well is probably a lot of fun in bed, so that’s something to consider.
The trumpet as a brass instrument is also something that adds color to song across many genres. Takes a lot of muscles in the mouth to crank out those higher notes. A lot of Latin and jazz music, well known for Mood, take advantage of trumpets and brass sections in general for that added oomf. Trumpets have FLAVOR. They may not seem traditionally sexy but you can’t count them out.
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