The meme you have linked for the chapter 24 sneak peek is hilarious😭 the sheets are gonna be all the way up and hes gonna be holding onto them for dear life😭😂 One of my fav parts of the fic are the hilarious text mags! Can we get a mini fic on any couple texting👀
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you absolutely fuckin can i had way too much fun with this
8:14 AM - Calculus Max: yo help me out rq 👀👀👀👀 Ainsley: It is too early for you. Max: rude asf Max: im like learning stuff fr Ainsley: It better be related to Calculus or I’m ignoring you for the rest of the day. Max: it is i swear Max: also im seeing u at 7 remember 😈 Ainsley: What is it. Max: just listen okay Max: so if limits are all about “approaching” smth Max: what if i approached u 😏 Ainsley: … I literally just warned you. Also, that is not how limits work. Max: seems like u just don’t wanna be mathmtcly correct babe 😌 Max: ???? Max: whered u go 👀 9:32 AM - Calculus Max: yo new problem Max: so my prof said if the derv of position is velocity, then the derv of velocity is acceleration. Ainsley: Derivative*. But yes. Max: so if i take the derv of acceleration does that mean i get speed² 😏 Ainsley: No. The DERIVATIVE**, and you get “jerk,” which measures the rate of change of acceleration. Max: … Max: HAHA WHAT 💀💀💀 Max: JERK?????? Ainsley: Yes, jerk. It is a real term in physics. Max: LMAOOOOOO Max: IM GONNA TELL THE BOYS I CALCULATED MY JERK FUNCTION 💀 Ainsley: Ugh. 11:05 AM - Statistics Max: if theres a 10% chance of smth happening Max: n i try it 10 times, it HAS to happen once Max: right???? Ainsley: No. Probability does not work like that. Each attempt is independent. Max: k but if i asked u out 100 times whats the odds u say yes 😏 Ainsley: Zero, because I would remove myself from the data set. Max: 😒 Max: playing hard to get i c 2:03 PM - Ethics Max: ok so my xthics prof just hit us with the trolley problem right Max: what if the 5 people on the tracks deserve it??????? 🤔 Max: like what if they committed tax fraud Ainsley: That is not how moral philosophy works. Also, stop misspelling Ethics. Your Professor is going to fail you out of spite. Max: 1st off all my xthics prof loves me Max: 2nd ok but what if it was how it worked Ainsley: It is not. Max: ok Max: new plan Max: <voice msg = “what if i jump onto the tracks but push one guy in front of the trolley so it slows down and everyone else is safe????”> Max: hey Max: ains????? Max: ?????????????? 3:47 PM - Ethics Max: <voice msg = “no but for real i can’t stop thinking about it now. WHO BUILT THE TROLLEY TRACKS SO POORLY????????????????”> Ainsley: The tracks are not the point. Max: o hey 😌 Max: nah but like fr fr we gotta talk abt this citys infrastruct Ainsley: Maxwell. Max: like Y is there a lever that lets u just change life or death sitches Max: who tf put that there Max: WHO APPROVED THAT Max: ? Max: ains?????????? Max: STOP LEAVING ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 5:15 PM - Biology Max: OK SO jst learned tht humans have trills of cells Max: what if they all decided to leave 😳 Ainsley: … Assuming you mean ‘trillions’, that is not biologically possible. I would say it’s almost the worst thought you’ve ever had, except you’re still thinking. And texting me. Max: 💕 yw baby Max: but fr what if Ainsley: Then you would cease to exist. Max: … Max: i jst got so scared rn. Ainsley: I cannot emphasize enough how much I do not care. Max: 🥺 Max: ok but what if i just held onto them really hard Max: like, my cells Max: rly hard Max: ??????????????????? Max: my cells Max: like i think if i just clenched all my muscles at once myb i could keep them in place????? Max: HEY Max: 😤😒
6:32 PM - Pre-Tutoring Max: hey y do we even have an appdix??????? my txtbook’s sying theyre like… just vibes Ainsley: I hate that I understand what you mean. Max: 😏 so im right? Max: so happy ur bk btw 🥰 Ainsley: Absolutely not. The APPENDIX* is a vestigial organ. It used to help digest plant matter but is now mostly useless. Like you. Stop. Texting. Me. Max: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Max: so ur saying i cud remove mine + be MORE evold??????? Ainsley: No. That is not what I said. Nor is it how evolution works. Ainsley: You are regressing rapidly. And I am so tired. Of you. Max: ok but what ELSE can i remove & still be fine 👀 Max: what if i just got rid of my pinky toes????????????????? Ainsley: I cannot emphasize enough how much I do not care what you do with your pinky toes. Or what do you do with anything, for that matter. Leave me alone. Max: ok but hypothicly if i did would i run faster Max: like if i got rid of my pinky toes??? Ainsley: HYPOTHETICALLY, go fuck yourself. Max: BET but maybe u could help 🫦😏? Max: make sure im doing it rite Max: walkin in the library now wya nerd 👀 (Ainsley has already blocked Max, but now he’s getting tormented live and in-person, HAHAHA.)
3:14am BONUS: Max: baby Max: babyyyyyyyy Max: u up 👀 Ainsley: It is 3 in the morning. I am asleep. Max: i cant sleep Max: like Max: do u think pigeons have feelings Ainsley: .... Ainsley: I beg your fucking pardon. Max: like… do they feel love 😭??????? Ainsley: I hate you. Max: like if i was a pigeon & u were a pigeon would we still be in love 🥺 Ainsley: We have literally never been in love. Stop texting me and go to sleep. Max: 😭 NO bc now im stressed about the pigeon divorce rate Max: do pigeons even get divorced Max: ? Max: are u there nerd 🙄 Max: ?????? ains???? 😤 Max: ok im googling it Max: omfg Max: omfg BABY Max: did u KNOW some birds MATE FOR LIFE??????????? Max: would u still hate me if we were swans 😌 Max: do u hate me fr