I offer thee my 12 year old sisters drawing of farmer Sepp and his goat whoms name I have forgotten (feel free to name them). She told me that in her very deep and moving story they sometimes do swap heads.
She also made a video of one of our actual goats, but i can not send it as an ask here (it is a very moving slideshow)
Blessed be the shoes, blessed be the goats and blessed be the angel in the corner eating beef like a starving lesbian.
Thank you for your generous donation to the Not-A-Church of the Shutanic Temple. Some further clarification is needed before we can process your donation.
Is the human farmer Sepp part of the donation? Or just the goat whom you forgotten the name of?
Also, we would very much like to see them swap heads. Please post a picture, along with the moving slide show of your goats, and tag us.
In the meantime, please suffer enjoy these address label stickers and heartstring-pulling photograph of a sad kid (baby goat).
(PS: if the angel you were referring to is Aziraphale, he was eating ox ribs like a starving lesbian, not beef)