Oct 17, 2017
Why I Have Neither a Roommate Nor a Girlfriend
One day, I woke up from being dead asleep. My roommate at the time "G" told me I am very informative tone, "It's raining."
Now, I wasn’t sure why she thought this was information that would affect me one way or another, but I thanked her.
Later, after clearing out the cobwebs from my brain, I make a sandwich for myself. G repeated: "It's raining."
"OK, thanks."
More time passes. More cobwebs get cleared out. I take a shower and getting dressed. G repeats: "It's raining."
Now it's getting weird, but I say, "OK, thanks."
After getting dressed, I walk out the door, and of course it's raining.
I walk back into the apartment and yell at G, "Why didn’t you tell me it was raining?!"
