#gar:threads

[ofviolentdeath]

@redhoodedjaybird​

“Jay? You okay? You seem a little more agitated than usual. Okay, a lot more agitated than usual. Do I need to bite someone? I got a brand new toothbrush to use after to get the taste out of my mouth if the answer is yes.”

[itsnevertheredwire]

@redhoodedjaybird​ continued from [X]

“You sure it’s not just the coffee? Should I be concerned that I have this kind of effect on you? Anything I can do to help?”

“You were also shirtless like ten minutes ago? And I don’t know if you’ve ever actually looked at yourself but holy shit?”

[ofviolentdeath]

“In my defense, I did text you like twenty minutes ago asking you to tell me not to do the stupid thing and you didn’t respond. I cannot be held legally responsible when I asked for adult supervision and did not recieve it. Anyone in my shoes would have done the stupid thing.”