#garbage clown

[captainpirateface]

I'm a garbage clown

[captainpirateface]

I'm a Clown with a garbage mouth.

[amazinggarbageclown]

It’s been a long time coming, and I’m super lazy. But finally The Amazing Garbage Clown has a web page of his own, with a real domain and everything! Just like the 90s!

There’s still stuff to be posted, stay tuned.

https://www.garbageclown.com/

[lizzy-bennet]

Please drag the love of my life jerome

- If he took that vibe check quiz, he’d get feral clown baby. It would be accurate.

- Everything about him screams theatre kid and he probably thinks singing “You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile” from Annie while putting his face back on is hilarious.

- Utter aesthetic NERD. Have you seen his clothes? His dedication to his Theme™️? Dork probably has a Pinterest account like your mom but unlike your mom his boards are named things like “Lewks for when I break into [insert place here] and commit [insert heinous crime here].”

- You know that text post that’s like “I do everything for spite and the aesthetic. That’s it. Wait, I lied, also attention.” Yeah that’s him.

- Maybe if he spent a little less time carefully curating his outfits, making sure his hair looks nice, and working on his comebacks, and a little more time actually working on his plans, he’d still be alive.

☆☽  Send me a character and I will (jokingly) insult them. ☆☽

[orchidae]

#trash bin contents #three items #that means you too monet #trashrecepticle

in your dreams u garbage