#gardeningnostic

[bliindary]

SOLLUX: wow. ii'm even 2tuck here wiith you two. SOLLUX: FUCK.

[justicescales]

i was dared to do this as payback!!! //smacks her rear-end as well!!

DO YOU W4NT TO G3T 1NTO TH1S G4M3 H4RL3Y

4R3 YOU UP FOR TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S???

TH3 CH4LL3NG3???

[justicescales]

J4D3!!!

1 SM3LL YOU OV3R TH3R3 H1D1NG!!

COM3 D4NC3 W1TH M3!

[turntabler-blog]

dare you to throw a stick in front of Jade and see if she'll fetch it

…and then the situation gets even more complicated. While you are completely down for committing to this dare out of the sheer irony, you realize that it could also backfire terribly if mishandled. You ponder for a moment before giving a definitive response.

DAVE: sure thing

DAVE: but if she ends up getting offended you have my word that im gunning for your ass

[turntabler-blog]

I dare you to give Jade a big kiss

DAVE: done

Normally, he would ignore messages of this nature. Not because he was afraid or felt as though he was above them, simply because he didn’t seem to care. But this was an opportunity to show off his womanizing skills and prove a point to himself, once and for all that he did - indeed - have the ‘juice’.

[justicescales]

WOOF

"H3LLO TH3R3 M1SS B4RK B34ST" TH3 DR4GON M4G3ST1C4LLY RO4RS B4CK 4T TH3 SM4LL WOOF1NG CR34TUR3!

[turntabler-blog]

the young witch shuffled close to the knight nonchalantly before taking a deep whiff of the boy's shoulder. "You smell like bacon."

As soon as she sniffed the boy’s shoulder, Dave immediately whipped his head around to see her in action, though there was nothing he could do about it.

“First off - why the hell are you sniffing me and secondly - what in the name of all that is righteous would compel you to say something as stupid as that?”