#garyposting

[staypuff]

i need to post my garys. messing around with him.

[frostbite-the-bat]

WELCOME TO THE

[gary-goldstein-law]

Oh, Gary, hi.

@gabby-at-news

Hi Gabby. :)

[gary-goldstein-law]

Spies are forever Liveblog

Wow that is a BAD accent-

[gary-goldstein-law]

I’m gonna romance your nephew so hard. I’m gonna treat him so fucking well and there’s nothing your four eyes can do. By the time I’m done with him he’s gonna be wined and dined to the max. Just you wait old man. This has nothing to do with the money anymore and all to do with the fucking spit running through my veins

- @Ask-Max-Jägerman

Are you dating my nephew out of spite???

Just treat him well, or I will get my baseball bat and take you out by the knees and make sure nobody finds all the pieces of your skull.

[gary-goldstein-law]

[Blair hums softly to themself, pulling on his shoes and grabbing her car keys before heading to the door, making sure to send a quick message]

Blair -> My Darling <3 : Hey!! I’m about to leave to come pick you up!!

( @hatchet-bakery )

Gary feels the buzz in his pocket and he checks his phone. It takes him a couple tries to unlock it, but he manages.

Gary -> sweetie : oh

Gary -> sweetie : thats good be ajsd im beiknh cut of g soon.

Gary -> sweetie : lovve yuom. mwahh

Gary seems satisfied with his text and puts his phone in his pocket, ordering the last drink of tonight.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Gary is just staring of a selfie of Blair and him, thinking.

What- if it goesss…. wrong ?

It was in no way a large bottle, but the fact that Gary had managed to down a third was surprising enough. He was properly drunk, and would definitely regret this with the future hangover. Thankfully, he was nowhere near the point where he would forget the night’s events as he screws the bottle back shut.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Christmas is almost here!

WAIT WHO’S HOSTING FAMILY CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR

Do I need to rent a space??? Are we going to Aunt Matilda’s again??? I’m out of the loop. :-(