Gary Goldstein, Mutt-At-Law

The only Attorney in Hatchetfield. He/Him. [[Roleplay blog, tags in character sometimes. Call me my character timeline bc I’m inconsistent.]]

[gary-goldstein-law]

Gary Goldstein, Attorney-at-law.

My first post. I am Hatchetfield’s best and ONLY attorney. Yes, I have had to defend both sides of a case before. I am here for legal advice, life advice, or just to talk. Feel free to @ or ask me things.

Admin here, this is my first time rp-ing on tumblr, though I have 4 years of experience. Usually Lit to Semi-Lit, but I’ll match your roleplaying style if I can! I am a queer man (he/it) and open to shipping! ooc will be tagged as #not Gary , and Gary’s tumblr posts will be tagged #Garyposting and #hatchetblr . The roleplaying will be tagged #Gary does stuff . I am open to ships, but no pro-ship stuff! All of my text will be pink. <3

Run by @babygirlismpersonified

[gary-goldstein-law]

Oh, Gary, hi.

@gabby-at-news

Hi Gabby. :)

[gabby-at-news]

I didn't know you were on here

[gary-goldstein-law]

I've been on here a while, I just took a year-long break from the site. I didn't know you were on here.

[gabby-at-news]

Well, I made my account a lot more recently than you, but I guess I ended up taking a not of a break too

[gary-goldstein-law]

Well, nice to see you on here nonetheless! Jerry's on here too, but he and I still haven't really... reconnected. So I'm not really sure what he's up to.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Oh, Gary, hi.

@gabby-at-news

Hi Gabby. :)

[gabby-at-news]

I didn't know you were on here

[gary-goldstein-law]

I've been on here a while, I just took a year-long break from the site. I didn't know you were on here.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Oh, Gary, hi.

@gabby-at-news

Hi Gabby. :)

[gary-goldstein-law]

Mutt!!! I’ve missed you awww

Hey!! I've missed you too, it gets boring sitting around all the time, I can really only talk to Blair. :(

[gary-goldstein-law]

How have things been with Blair?

Honestly? I've never been happier. I have some plans for her soon, actually. You wouldn't believe how long it took to convince the city to close the park early for an "event" at the gazebo. That was the least expensive part of my surprise for him, though.

Gary rummages around in one of his desk drawers for a moment before pulling out a small jewelry box and showing it to anon before putting it back in it's hiding spot.

No snitching, alright? It's a surprise for a reason.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Gary!! How have you been???

((And to admin- how have you been adjusting since waking up?))

I've been well enough, the other part of me still eats raw hamburger meat in the middle of the night, but we're working with him on that one.

It's been crazy, wdym it's 2025 now???? I'm happy to get back to some of my friends. Apparently a bunch of them turned out to be... kinda awful in the time that I was dormant. So that's been.. interesting.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Pat pat

Mutt pushes his head into your hand, trying to get more pats. He sits in the half-toned room and wags his tail happily.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Kisses you and runs

Gary just stands and looks absolutely gobsmacked for a moment. He shakes away the shock and clears his throat.

I thought that was a paid service.

[gary-goldstein-law]

(I sent in an ask ages ago for a ship name and have completely forgotten in… dayum)

Glad you’re both okay!!

Thank you! I am generally happy to be alive.

wow that really was a long time ago- amazing ship name -admin

[gary-goldstein-law]

GARRYYYY

YOURE BACK!!!

I'm back! It's been quite a while, I really am sorry for that. The... other half of me is also okay. If you were worried about him.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Shout out to women, one of my favorite genders.

[gary-goldstein-law]

GUESS WHO'S OUT OF DORMANCY (ME) (ITS ME) (ITS ME THE ADMIN)

[gary-goldstein-law]

IT'S BEEN A YEAR?????

[gary-goldstein-law]

GUESS WHO'S OUT OF DORMANCY (ME) (ITS ME) (ITS ME THE ADMIN)

[gary-goldstein-law]

A package sits on Gary’s desk. Inside of it is a unmarked tamagotchi with the name “Angelic Wires” written on the back in faded sharpie.

The tamagotchi is a pretty pink color. It looks like it might have belong to someone else before it arrived in his office.

( @angelicwires )

Gary opens the package hesitantly, and picks the Tamagotchi out of the box carefully.

Pink? .... Weird, but cute. Wonder who left it-

Gary presses a button to wake the game up, looking on the front and back to see if there's any distinctive markings that might tell him where it came from other than "Angelic Wires". He gives up pretty quickly.

[angelicwires]

The game clicks on. A egg stands out against the pixelated backdrop, the egg itself being just a little too realistic. It shakes like it’s gonna break open but it might need Gary’s help.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Oh god, I haven't played with one of these in forever....

Gary presses the button a few times, trying to help get the egg out. He doesn't notice anything out of place, simply assuming that tech has just gotten batter.

[angelicwires]

The egg break and the screen goes black for a second. When it reappears a dear, still too detailed, stands where the egg once was. It’s covered in blood and goo from hatching.

Text appears. Bath time!

[gary-goldstein-law]

Gary huffs a laugh through his nose, pressing the button to give his new.... digital pet a bath.

Gross.

He doesn't seem grossed out, just kinda amused. The fact that his 37 year old self was doing this instead of his paperwork was funny to Gary, and he plops into his desk chair so he doesn't have to keep standing around.

[babygirlismpersonified]

hey friends. if any of you are keeping an eye on my rp blogs you might have realized that I have been doin' just about NOTHIN. There's reasons for it though!

I've been doing kinda Suck lately, so I've only been able to keep up with one of my accounts (nico) but I will also have to take a step back from him for just a bit.

I currently have... many things wrong with me!

I have double ear infections, an infected wound on my chest, a NON-infected cut on my foot that has not even scabbed over the past 4 or so days, a mystery illness that has been leaving me so drained that I have been falling asleep for hours at a time during the day, AND I'm off my depression/anxiety meds.

All that, plus school? I'm struggling. I don't even have the energy to rp right now. I love you all, though. Hopefully my next update isn't from a hospital bed. :,)

[gary-goldstein-law]

A package sits on Gary’s desk. Inside of it is a unmarked tamagotchi with the name “Angelic Wires” written on the back in faded sharpie.

The tamagotchi is a pretty pink color. It looks like it might have belong to someone else before it arrived in his office.

( @angelicwires )

Gary opens the package hesitantly, and picks the Tamagotchi out of the box carefully.

Pink? .... Weird, but cute. Wonder who left it-

Gary presses a button to wake the game up, looking on the front and back to see if there's any distinctive markings that might tell him where it came from other than "Angelic Wires". He gives up pretty quickly.

[angelicwires]

The game clicks on. A egg stands out against the pixelated backdrop, the egg itself being just a little too realistic. It shakes like it’s gonna break open but it might need Gary’s help.

[gary-goldstein-law]

Oh god, I haven't played with one of these in forever....

Gary presses the button a few times, trying to help get the egg out. He doesn't notice anything out of place, simply assuming that tech has just gotten batter.