#gauntandsmiling

[the-heroine-gotham-deserves-blog]

//Okay... I guess I should make a Skype account and not be lame.

xD

[blondepsychopath-blog]

gauntandsmiling

"Turn out ya pockets."

The words fall silently, like pebbles dropped into a deep well. After a moment, the only return response is some muffled mewling, at which point the Harlequin snaps her fingers, her nose scrunching up with a combination of revulsion and realization.

     "Mmmpphmmn!"

"Oh, hey! Ya can't. Yer all tied up at the moment," as she breaks out into a legitimate snort, air puffing through her nose sharply. Bending at her knees, she gives the bound cop's chin a light little tap with her baseball bat (the tip of which is quite bloodied), prompting the man's breathing to accelerate.

"Ya get it? Tied up? Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHA!" Her hands thrust their way into the officer's pockets, digging about as she bites down on her tongue and furrows her brow in concentration. "That's a killah. I gotta remember to write it down. Hey, Boy in Blue, remind me to write that down, ya got me? Now, ya gonna hafta forgive me for this bit. Usually I wait till you guys are stonefish dead before I go rummagin' around in ya pockets for loose change, but..."

Her eyes brighten suddenly, flickering upwards towards the figure in the doorway. With a wide grin, she snatches the man's badge off his chest, and sends it flying towards the suited figure's feat like a hockey puck.

"Oh hey, Mistah J! Look who I found creepin' about. Ya just in time for the fun bit. Wanna gimmie a h--.."

     "Mmmn! MmmphmmMMN!"

( S M A C K! )

"Hey! I ain't gonna hear no more whimperin' outta you! Not yet, anyway. Ya gonna have plenty'a time for that later."

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[riddle-factory]

pulls u under my arm and whispers seductively in2 ur ear

so i love ur writing and ur joker is witty and hilarious and creepy as fuckin hell how about we be bros my skype is wendigod hit me up if u wanna kick it and talk about plot or even just baby hippos or comicbook meta im totally down dude

ooc bromance request officially sent

[riddle-factory]

[ Lust. ] "So -- how's your sex life?"

Lust: a headcanon about the character’s romantic and/or sexual life

As if there was one to speak of. Edward can hardly form shallow friendships, let alone romances. His personality grates quickly against those around him and he’s often written off as arrogant and hard to handle. He’s prone to insulting the intellect of others — regardless of how much he may care for them — and it drives people away with alarming accuracy.

Insofar as sexual endeavors go, consider him the last person to consult in the matter. While he could, with relative ease, figure the best way to seduce any given person, he lacks the interest. He is demisexual, with strong preferences towards men and a heavy sapiosexual influence. As such, one really needs to meet his standards before he so much as considers the endeavor of removing his trousers.

As such, he’s yet to find anyone he considers worth his time in this respect. His higher-than-thou attitude, combined with poor self esteem and great amounts of self-loathing, has succeeded in keeping him quite untouched, shall we say.