#outofriddles

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but is it kosher to agree with the queer community’s summation of Gotham’s bullshit as OBVIOUS QUEERBAITING but still consider ed an aggressive bisexual who Could have feels for Lee while simultaneously having feels for Oswald because in the real world polyamorous people exist?

for the purposes of rp, thats how i play him.

but in the real world, when issues regarding queer representation arise, im fucking pissed that the writers continue to cuck the nygmobblepot ship on the show by making viewers Dislike female characters for "standing in the way of the ship". thats p misogynistic.

theres a lot of Discourse and idk i just want my stance to be known.

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FIVE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MUSE ( S ) &. MUN.

01.   socially awkward around ppl i want to Approve of Me 02.   we’re both bipolar 03.   obsessed with problem-solving and puzzles 04.   huge video game nerds 05.   huge forensic science nerds

FIVE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSE ( S ) &. MUN.

01.   ed’s from the american east coast. im from washington state, clear on the opposite side of the continent. 02.   ed does that whole murdering thing. i obviously dont. 03.   i try not to be a huge dickhead when i lose at games or cant solve riddles, etc 04.   im not an egotistical prick with a penchant for unabashed narcissism 05.   i am not a giraffe masquerading as a human man

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Headcanon #8439752034975: The Boner Squad(tm)

President Boner: James Gordon First Lady of Boners: Dr. Leslie Thomkins (circa her employment at the GCPD and involvement with Jim) Vice Boner: Harvey Bullock

Treasurer of Boners: Arnold Flass

Dark Boner Lord of Evil, residing in Boner Hell: Tom Dougherty

In accordance with this hierarchy, these are Ed’s thoughts on the aforementioned folks regarding his employment at the GCPD.

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My New Sexual Fetish(tm) is Ed Nygma rediscovering the Riddler and his own genius after having his self-confidence utterly reduced to nothing

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au where the Riddle Suit has always been made out of sequins

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i know this is needles face but it looks like something else face,,,,

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query: defends ed’s brain ed: cannot use his brain because all the blood is somewhere else

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