#gavins garbage

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The Squip really knew its target audience because why tf did the two most transgender ass mfs in that show have theirs the longest

"everything about you is so terrible" okay dysphoria, pack it up, we know it you, you can drop the whole super computer act now 😒

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"Give your favs your problems!!"

Michael Mell gets chronic ear infection guys- and Christine Canigula has nerve damage in her shoulders- Rich Goranski is a high school drop out

I like this game, its fun

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Rich Goranski is the type of friend to ask you the DUMBEST questions known to man while being dead serious and you just have to be patient with him because yk he hasn't used his brain to think about something that hard in a long time

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Random Rich Goranski headcanon- Ive always pictured him with a chipped front tooth

But not just like a tiny chip missing- more like if you don't pay close enough attention it just looks like he's missing a front tooth

His Squip made up some cool story about how he chipped it but in actuality he was just being a dumbass and broke it

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If I've ever told any of you theres something I dislike about the Broadway version of Be More Chill and I like how the Two Rivers version did it better-

Please know I was 100% lying to you because I've been in way to many arguements about Two Rivers vs Broadway

I literally only enjoy the Broadway version because thats just the version I like the most, not hate to Two Rivers lovers its just not my favorite version of it and never will be

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Jeremy Heere making pony-sonas for all of his friends and yes they all think they're dope af idc

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Michael and Jeremy definitely got in trouble when they were younger for searching up videos of boys kissing on Jeremy's family computer

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I like to imagine Jeremy and Michael doing desperate small town stoner shit because its just really fucking funny

Like- texting 3 people trying to see if someone will sell them a .5 at 7am because they wanna smoke before school but they only got 5 dollars to their name

Going to a park and trying to find roaches people left- trying to act nonchalant anytime a car passes

Knowing one gas station owner a little to well because they were the only one that would sell them gars and rolling papers so they were in there all the fucking time

Getting desperate and smoking out of a coke can