#gaxmcku

[swingsetindecember]

gaxmcku replied to your post: bookloversuniverse asked:Can you ...

lol why did you post that publicly dude

I DIDN'T MEAN TO

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gaxmcku replied to your post: "Babe. Babe I love you babe." "Omg, o...

pisses in your hair

babe

babe

why u gotta be like that babe

b a b e

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gaxmcku replied to your post: gaxmcku replied to your post: fathappy...

Ew what the fuck?????

**BRIGHT LIGHTS BIG CITY**

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gaxmcku replied to your post: fathappyhippo replied to your post: fa...

A sewer puddle? What the fuck??

BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A SEWER PUDDLE

You can walk around New York in sandals all day and not step in anything specifically gross and think everything's fine but then you go home and look down and BOOM YOUR FEET ARE HOBBIT-DIRTY.

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gaxmcku replied to your post: gaxmcku replied to your post: floatero...

what if derek nailing stiles doggy style while all the sheeps and goats roam and frolic outside, totally unaware

WELL GUESS WHOSE TURN IT IS TO UPDATE BUDDY

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gaxmcku replied to your post: floateron asked:woah what if you,...

i agree the world is not ready and also i would only agree to this if the makers of the sheepgoat au also wanted this thing but also the world is not ready

What if Mortimer is really a sheepgoat betp

[somewhatstacey]

gaxmcku replied to your post: HAHAHA OH GOD QUEER AS TROPES

listen that’s great and all but why didnt you acknowledge my suggestion of “queerdia datagayse”

You're totally right, dude. I am the worst. Just for that I'm gonna set it up as a redirect URL.

[drunktuesdaze]

i like you so much i even find your intense obsession with sexy milk endearing

Honestly this is my ideal situation.  ”That girl is strange but in a good way, i guess.  I mean, I haven’t unfollowed her, cuz it’s kind of like watching the truman show mixed with danny partridge’s reality show.  You know what I mean?  Like, it’s kind of weird and boring, but also deeply fascinating to watch someone spiral out of control in ways maybe they’ll be appalled by later.  I’ll probably keep following her unless she for real gets into wereanteaters with four penis heads and eternal blueballs.”