#gay school problems

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HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I thought I needed to complete a couple more classes before I got my degree, but IT JUST CAME TO ME IN THE MAIL???

is this real?

am I fucking done?

THIS BETTER BE FUCKING OFFICIAL OMFG

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I'm so mad I don't know how to smuggle the pencil toppers onto the stage under my gown. :c

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In other news, I got a 98% on that essay where I shit all over creationism.

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I am SO LIVID over this situation. This entire school can eat my ass I’m so done. If they try anything else to make me feel left out, or try and stop me from graduation, I’m done being nice and polite so I’m just going to let them have it.

I’ll let everyone else know what a piece of shit this school is, because no one should have to go through the bullshit they’ve put me through the last two years. I’m so done with this place.

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I like how my school made sure to put pictures of every graduating senior EXCEPT me

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ohhhh shittt I think I might be able to squeeze some mass effect references into this essay!!!

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oh shit, the dean only wants a paragraph per chapter?

wellll I guess I can stop reading this quite as thoroughly.....

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also my cap and gown are apparently ready for pickup, so I guess I’ll pick them up tomorrow, after the senior brunch, because I don’t plan on leaving the house again today