#gaybarsandbowties

[drosophilase]

excuse me bee 4% what is this

but shelby i love you 100%

[peachyjude]

g9 guys now i'm scared as fuck

[peachyjude]

shelby. you got me into video games again within a span of 5 hours 

[aquariusloser]

Burt loved his son more than he could put into words. But as much as he loved Kurt, he never, ever wanted to hear those kind of noises coming out of his bedroom.

And another distinct bang reached Burt's ears. Burt fiddled with his car keys and tried to decide if he should drive out of town or out of state. Kurt's shrill laughter sounded throughout the house, and Burt really didn't want to know what that was about.

There was silence for a good five minutes, and Burt relaxed against the couch. Finally.

After a few more moments of blissful silence, footsteps informed Burt that Blaine and Kurt were walking down the stairs. Burt lifted his hat and scratched the top of his head. He was not ready to talk to Kurt after what he had just heard.

"Hey dad," Kurt's breathless voice said, and Burt looked up to see Kurt's flushed face and sparkling eyes. Blaine was standing behind him with a smug look on his face. It was even worse than Burt had originally thought.

"Hey, kiddo," Burt said shakily. He cleared his throat. "How are you?"

Kurt raised an eyebrow at his father and replied, "Fine. Even though my boyfriend is a jerk."

Blaine mock-gasped. "I am not!"

"Blaine, you just tickled me for fifteen minutes straight. You knocked over my lamp!"

Blaine shrugged. "You have a cute laugh."

Burt watched the interaction with wide eyes. So those were the noises..?

"Dad? Are you okay?" Burt snapped out of his thoughts to smile at his son.

"I'm perfect, buddy. How 'bout we go see what we're eating tonight? You stayin for dinner, Blaine?"

Blaine nodded. "I'd like that, sir."

Burt decided he could handle those kinds of noises if they were the result of a tickle fight.

[aquariusloser]

prompt:Cheerio!Klaine. Sue finds out about their relationship.

"Porcelain! Hobbit! I need to see both of you in my office now."

Kurt and Blaine flinched simultaneously, looking around for their coach. Sue, however, was already walking briskly down the hallway towards her office. 

Kurt bit his lip and shrugged. "Coach Sue has cameras everywhere. And I do mean everywhere." With a resigned sigh, Kurt started walking in the direction of Sue's office. "Might as well get this over with."

Blaine followed him slowly, pulling at his Cheerios uniform as to hide any wrinkles. Sue Sylvester terrified him. 

Sue looked up at them as they entered her room and narrowed her eyes. "What took you so long? Don't tell me you were getting handsy in the janitor's closet."

Kurt blushed and started babbling, "No, no of course not! Why would we be? That's completely inappropriate-" He stopped talking as Blaine nudged him with his foot. 

"Huh. Interesting," Sue said. She leaned back in her chair and made eye contact with Blaine. "If you harm one hair on Porcelain's precious head, I will end you. Tickle-me-dough-face deserves the best out of the ocean of gays, and if he believes you're it, then you'd better be." 

Blaine's mouth widened, and he nodded his head dumbly. "Of course not, Coach. I mean.. I would never dream of hurting Kurt."

Sue seemed to accept his answer since she abruptly changed the subject. "I can tell by the horrified looks on both of your faces that you didn't expect me to know about your relationship. Well, I know absolutely everything. Don't let it interfere with your cheerleading and I won't give a damn what you do between the sheets. Understood?"

Both boys quickly assured her that they understood, and Sue grinned. "Best of luck to you, then. Now get the hell out of my office."

[aquariusloser]

Blaine was afraid of the dark. 

He knew it was silly. There was a definite part of him that knew that nothing was hiding underneath his bed that would grab at his ankles and drag him to the underworld. (But wow, wasn't that quite the thought?)  He just couldn't help the paralyzing fear that overtook him whenever he was consumed in darkness. 

When Kurt came into his life, it was like his own personal night light.

During the night, when everything was dark and silent and altogether unnerving, Blaine would think about the way Kurt's eyes scrunched up when he laughed and suddenly he'd feel warm all over. Warm as if the sun was still out. 

Things got even better when he was able to hold Kurt in the dark. Blaine's mind would be swimming with possibilities of a serial killer hiding in his shower or a vampire waiting outside his window, and Kurt would sigh slightly, pulling Blaine as close to him as he could and whisper, "Honey, it's okay. Just go to sleep."

After Kurt moved to New York, things got cold again. 

Kurt was busy making a life for himself in the city of dreamers, and Blaine was stuck in Ohio, alone. Blaine hadn't been this alone in a long time. 

Things were starting to look dark even during the day.

[aquariusloser]

anonymous prompted:kurt and blaine at an amusement park

"Can we ride that big roller coaster over there, Kurt? Please?" Blaine was in full on pouting mode, his excitement made clear by the slight bouncing of his feet.

Kurt raised an eyebrow. "Blaine, you just ate two chili cheese dogs and some cotton candy. Shouldn't you wait?" 

"I did my waiting!" 

"Oh, no.."

"Twelve years of it! IN AZKABAN!"

Kurt put his face in his hands, muttering, "Blaine, people are staring."

Blaine shrugged and grinned. "Let them stare. Now come on!"

[aquariusloser]

colferdianna and gaybarsandbowties what assholes right

ew kayla and shelby they're such bUTTS also club cray

i love them both because they're hot and young and i'm the person on the internet that your parents warned you about