Well welcome to the wonder world of Los Angles Heights.
Where you can be whoever you want to be. Well that’s only if they let you be. The sandy lands of the Hollywood. Not many get a chance to be graced with it’s presence, but some would call those people lucky. The streets of Hollywood are just as glamorous as they are cold. You could be the hottest in the city one day, and flame out the next. But don’t let me be the one that discourages you from your excitement! I can be bipolar bitch sometimes.
This may be my longest post. Or it may be my shortest. Either way get use to me, because I will be all up in your business. Until I get bored of you. So let the games begin.
So was it August I seen poking his way through JFK? I hear he’s here to claim his princess.. Miss India Love she’s a hot little number isn’t she? Just cracking jailbait. Wonder if Mr.Alsina is going to be faithful to her? We all know he’s not one to snatch up any girl..
Did I see Mr.416 to 305 himself moving into LA Heights? Drizzy seems to be all googly eyes for the beautiful Blac Chyna who is flying high as shit since her baby daddy running around with baby Kardashian. I’m sure she’s hoping he doesn’t show his ass around here, but I’m hoping he does.. Hehe that’s just the bitch in me - you’ll get used to it. But back to pretty boy Drake, don’t think I ain’t watching you boy. I know you still want a piece of Rih RIh’s cake, and yes that’s my business nigga. Back to Chyna and Tyga though; guess what I know? I know that Chyna wants to put them paws on Kylie. Isn’t she 18 already? Where’s the count down til Ty and Baby Kardashian get to the Heights?
My pretty pink bitch Nicki was spotted leaving LAX, and later seen walking into her big ass house with her new fine ass man Trey Songz. I ain’t wanna say I was glad that she got away from that nameless wanna-be ex she was with, but.. yeah I was glad as fuck when I heard she quit that nigga. Now I never thought I would see her fucking with Trey Songz, but a bitch ain’t mad. He’s fine, he’s rich, and he can sing his ass off - oh and I heard he’s packing. What more to ask for? I ain’t mad at you girl! Throw that ass on him [wink, wink].
I ain’t gone forget about my fellow bad gal Rihanna. Some have seen her popping that pussy at a Toxic day party. Yes y’all she has took her talents down to Heights Beach, and I couldn’t be happier. I’m curious to know if babygirl gone turn shit up. Rumors stay lingering about her exes ‘wanting’ her back. But she may just stay to her self and puff on her kush - pretty high girls don’t care about that shit. She’s got Pretty Flocka in her rings - well that’s what I heard. We ain’t ain’t mad at Flocka get that ass ASAP I seen you pulling up to the Heights in a cloud of smoke.
Ciroc Girl Cassie has getting back in the studio, and working with Rih’s ex Chris? And that’s not the only place they have been seen, could they could be friends or more? Who knows I just know that she was seen leaving the studio minutes before he and his entourage. Speaking of Exes…I hear Bi Polar Breezy is a single man now, and a father. Both are firsts for that one, but I’m proud of him. He’s come a long way from his old self, but whos to say what his future holds. Because now the boy won’t leave Karrueche be - shit she may not be too upset about it. They’ve been spotted sneaking around her home, as well as a few dark lit dinners. But that doesn’t over-shadow this Cassie situation. See a bitch be trying to look on a positive side sometimes. Cause I know these bitches friends, and I know she ain’t got two ‘friends’ breaking girl code like this. These bitches be straight fucking up; you too Karrueche - get better friends bitch!
Mrs.Game is too fucking cute with her belly waddling into her boutique. Heather girl it’s almost time to pop that baby out! Congrats to you and the Game, but where yo ring at girl? You deserve that one - you putting in work! Put his ass on GAME ASAP! And while you’re at it lace my girl Teyana up on the pregnancy game - I heard she preggers too. Another overly cute ass couple Odell and Tey Tey baby gone have abs as a new born, but I ain’t mad y’all give bawdy goals!
Well that’s it for my tea, but I’m far from done. Don’t ever think you know when I’m going to pop up and spill your secrets. Some of y’all may be my favs, but I love the tea even more. Keep that shit cute for now…