whimsical things about the great british sewing bee
esme's array of massive necklaces
that one contestant who doesn't read the instructions
random needle drops of mildly related old-timey (probably copyright free) music
when they come to the garment that wasn't sewn very well and the music changes to be a pensive and slightly upset instrumental piece
"this has IMPACT"
when someone's running really behind and so the presenter tries to cheer them up the only way they know how: bad and distracting dad jokes. bonus points if the actual joke is laughing at how bad the joke is
in the judging when they film esme and patrick seperately for no apparent reason as though they've had a fight offscreen and don't want to talk to each other
everyone trying to hype up the models in children's week
the models/friends in the finale trying their best
something is going wrong for a sewer. they are bent over their machine looking very worried. the camera zooms in on their shaking hands. it is at this point that patrick or esme appears, raises an eyebrow, and walks off again
patrick having to lean down to whisper to esme in the judging
the winner of the transformation challenge WILL be the most impractical outfit of all time but it has impact so who cares. also it has a bow
when a garment looks amazing from afar and then one of the judges looks at the hemline and goes "oh"
