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In light of Pride month imma randomly ramble about character stexualities and crap every day cause why the hell not

Today:

Gear (I know that’s not his canon name but idc, we all know the original)

(yeah I still don’t know which is which shut up)

Straight dude (yes, they do exist)

Majorly into women, especially the curvy kind, dude goes wild when he sees a nice pair of boobs. He and Greaseball used to go into bars to pick up girls all the time, flanked by Tank (who tried hard to pretend that he couldn’t care less if they’d run into C.B. on a similar mission — because both Gear and GB are stoopid he got away with it too).

He’s had a little thing for Dinah and they might even have had a fling in the past, before she got with Greaseball. Currently he has a minor crush on Joule, which is a departure from his usual type.

#starlight express #stex #gear stex #pride #dinahgear #joulegear

As it is basically tradition for me to ask everyone at this point, do you have any hcs for the gang boys (Gear, Tank, and Lube)? 👀

OK BUT HONESTLY I LOVE THE GANG LETS GO-

⛽️ ⚙️GB’s Gang⚙️⛽️

Headcanon A: realistic

When the gang isn’t helping out Greaseball or tormenting the other engines, they really like playing video games! They mostly like Mario and anything Mario related (Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros, all that)

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

The gang takes on Dinah as their mother figure. GB always has Dinah around at the yard, and she likes making breakfast for the whole yard. Tank used to have a bit of a crush on her, but he almost got himself killed by Greaseball so he dropped it. Gear once “accidentally” scrapped his knee so Dinah could kiss it better.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

(TRIGGER WARNING)

The gang have all had their run in with drunk GB, and they all ended in black eyes and crying gang members. They hardly cry at all either, only when they’re really scared or upset. There’s nothing like being hit by your drunk boss…

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own

Tank, Gear, and Lube are triplets! They are also GB’s younger brothers. Greaseball had needed others for his gang and has no choice to turn to his own brothers for substitute. They were supposed to be short term but ended up staying around and growing closer as a family.