every single bot gets a dildo. in the design of their liking.
“N-n-now that’s what I call a real... dick move.”
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every single bot gets a dildo. in the design of their liking.
“N-n-now that’s what I call a real... dick move.”
Cue everyone giving an exasperated groan because. Puns.
“My torso isn’t exactly a pillow you know.” / kelly lies, she has excellent pillows.
There’s a grin from the copper bot at those words as he wraps his arms around her waist just a little tighter, as if to further deny her claims. “I t-t-think we might just have ta’ agree to disagree on that.”
gEARSY
“Y-you called?”
lots of ducks
Of course, every year as it grew closer to Easter— it wasn’t unusual for Gears’ gaggle of ducks to grow in numbers. When children were given pet ducks and couldn’t keep up with them, those creatures often “mysteriously” ended up in the pond by the manor.
It was probably for the better anyways, as they’d be well taken care of.
mikas kisses gears softly.
There’s a soft hum that sounds from Gears’ core as he melts a little into that kiss, copper digits raising to lovingly trail across the other’s cheek.
GEARS U LIL'
“W-what did I do this time?”
"You're safe here"
A loud crash had sounded from the other room-- and usually, this would be regarded as nothing out of the ordinary. After all, Vulture wasn’t always the most graceful of beings. This time, though-- it caught Gears off guard as he went to get a drink of water, and it was enough to trip up that older programming in him.
Panic showed in those mismatched eyes, his hand reaching out to yank that smaller bot under the table with him. Normally, this might be a somewhat comical sight, but Gears wasn’t carrying himself with his normal lighthearted attitude.
“T-t-they found us, w-we gotta lay low...” A tremble worked through his chassis-- and even those reassuring words he’d be met with didn’t quite do the trick-- at least not yet. “W-wha... You heard t-that shot, right?”