#geek problems

[geekgirl-problems]

[apawcalypsemeow]

I wish there was an acceptable answer other than “I’m a passenger” to moving too fast in PoGo or Wizard’s Unite.

Maybe something more accurate like “Your GPS just glitched and threw me three blocks north. I haven’t moved.”

[lasagna-501]

Doctor: What kind of vitamins do you take?

Me: uh...Th-the usual kind

Doc: ?

Me: *knowing that I, a 17 year old, take little kids Avengers gummies*

Me: The fruit kind...

[justasmalltowngeek]

does anyone else ever wish that there were more all-female shounen anime? Not like Sailor Moon or other magical girl anime, but legit naruto-one piece-bleach-bnha level of violence female-majority anime

I wanna see girls fuck shit up

[servalans-flowers]

Co-worker #1: You going anywhere this weekend?

Me: Not really planning to.

Co-worker #2: Oh you should, the weather's gonna be really nice.

Me: THOSE TEMPLARS AREN'T JUST GONNA KILL THEMSELVES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[artaxus]

The worst part of SDCC is when you can't go to sdcc and none of your friends care about that geeky stuff.

BUT you're going to spend your day looking for updates and geek out with fellow geeks online.

Internet, I'm a bit in love with you.

[quirkyloveswords]

How I flirt with women

Tell me about your favorite book

[thereaderwhotriestowrite]

Am I the only one who thinks that wanting to read a book and wanting to have a book are completely different….

Like I have books on my shelf I’ve read and enjoyed but don’t really need there,

But I also have read books from the library or borrowed from a friend which I really wish I’d bought and want on my shelf for no particular reason other than I liked it,

Idk is this just me…?