Insurance Agent: Thank you, ma'am! May I ask what led you to choose our company-
ME:(stage whispering) WHERE IS THE GECKO. ALSO CAN I PET HIM.

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Insurance Agent: Thank you, ma'am! May I ask what led you to choose our company-
ME:(stage whispering) WHERE IS THE GECKO. ALSO CAN I PET HIM.
Ardyn reads Geico commercial
Every time I see this ad on tv I imagine Ardyn reads it.
Spoiler -
His VA Darin De Paul reads it.
Happier Than A Camel On Hump Day
Marry someone who quotes Geico commercials with you at midnight.
Top 6 Most Funniest Geico Commercials Compilation
Jimmy Fallon’s tonight show featured a scene from Kirsten Dunst’s new movie, it seemed to be a very serious moment right? Yeah well all I could think of was… “If you could wish for anything what would you wish for?” ….. 15% or more on car insurance with geico…..
Top 6 Most Funniest Geico Commercials Compilation
Existential Crisis
“What’s a sticker?!” Jeff said in disbelief. His entire life he’d been a moose. He was never able to move, but coincidentally he had found companions born with the same life. Jeff knew who he was, and what he wanted to be, and now everything he knew was wrong. Jeff was nothing more than a piece of decoration, an unsightly one at that.
“My life’s purpose is to be a decoration.”