Outertale Gaster - Phone Calls with Mr. Goop (in Outer Space!) - Dialouge 2 - [Part 2 - Phone Calls with Mr. Goop!]
I'm thinking the first phone call Gaster makes to Frisk is when they're standing at the Core View in Hotland after Alphys calls them. (Although you can call him before this)
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[Hotland - Core View]
*Hello?
*Oh, hello Human Child!
*It's me, Gaster.
*Remember me?
*Huh?
*How did I get this number?
*It's not like I ever asked for it did I?
*I don't want to sound weird or anything but it's not like I didn't already know it…
*Um…it's just a little trick I know.
*I can see you're nearing the Core...
*So, did Alphys ever tell you that I was the one who made the Core?
*Yes, that was such a long time ago.
*Huh?
*You want to know where I am?
*It's a very dark, dark place, Human Child.
*Anyplace would be better than this one…
- Gaster hangs up -
And if you actually notice Gaster's mysterious number before he makes this phone call you'll get something similar to how you used to call Toriel:
Say "Hello"
*Hello, little Human Child!
Call him "Mr. Goop"
*You want to call me "Mr. Goop?"
*Mmm… okay, I'll accept that name.
Flirt
*Heh.
*That's awfully nice of you Human Child but I already have a significant other or sort of…
*Don't give up. You'll find someone special one day!
*But, it definitely won't be me, that's for sure.
After the phone call at the Core View Frisk can make normal calls, see:
[Various Places in Arourafall/Waterfall]
(You notice Gaster is in your phone contacts so give him a call. It'll be fun!)
*Human Child, you can always come back and visit me in that little room here in Arourafall.
*And could you possibly leave some quiche behind for me?
*I like quiche or well… used to anyway.
*Oh, don't mind me.
*I'm just skeleton who magically acquired your phone number.
*So Human Child, how much do you like skeletons?
*A whole bunch? I see…
*I'll remember that.
*I don't think Sans remembers how funny I can be.
*I am a great punmaster as well, Human Child!
*For instance, what do you call a human that flirts with a lot of skeletons?
*A skeleton-izer!
*Hey, you're in front of the ghost house.
*A celebrity, Mettaton lives in the house on the right.
*He keeps a collection of diaries inside.
*Oh, and if you visit Nastablook please don't play Spooktune.
*Sure, the other ghost songs sound strange but if you play Spooktune after I asked you not to then, I'll be sure to make it come back to bite you in the future somehow.
*Personally, I like Spookwave compared to Spooktune.
(Nothing bad is going to happen if you leave Blooky's house while Spooktune is still playing in the background but you can make this special phone call while it's still on)
*Human… why?
*After I told you not to play it…
*OH GOD WHY MUST THIS SONG SOUND SO… SO…
*HGNH
*(You can't see it but on the other end, Gaster is cringing his face and internally screaming.)
*(Oh, what have you done?)
*Remember I told you that I already have a significant other in my life?
*I'm sure you want to know all about them don't you?
*Are you thinking of them as competition?
*Unfortunately, I can't tell you.
*It's a secret.
*But I can say this: What a lucky skeleton she gets to be.
*She used to live the married life while you get rejected on your very first date!
*Sucks to be you.
(Oh my god, Gaster is just literally taunting you about that in this one phone call. It's so great I had to write it in.)
[Hotland - Lab Entrance/In the Lab]
*Human Child, you're standing right outside of my old lab.
*Oh, but it's Dr. Alphys lab now.
*I hope there isn't weeaboo shit in there.
*Why is there weeaboo shit in my lab?
(He specifically says this after Mettaton's quiz show)
[Hotland - True Laboratory]
*Oh, Human Child I wish it didn't have to come to this.
*We have to go through this abandoned laboratory together.
*I was secretly hoping there would be no need for you to come in here.
*And, you don’t need to try and call me.
*I'm already here.