Your name is PRAGMA CAINAM. You are a gold blood and your sign is Gemcer, Prospit sway and Blood aspect, the sign of The Intimate, and after doing a lot of research you find that title funny cuz your ancestor was TRASH WITH RELATIONSHIPS, unlike you who has ALL OF YOUR QUADRENTS FILLED (somehow). Anyone who knows you for more than a single conversation usually knows you love REAL PERSON FAN FICTION and your thinkpan is fueled by the BURNING DESIRE TO WRITE. You are very good at finding any information you could ever want about anything even if you don't always get it legally per se. It's not a standard use of Psionics but you very often use yours to help you crank out HUNDEREDS OF FICS on Trollo3 at LUDICROUS SPEED. o0o you often litter your text with emoticons that you think match your wide eyes 0o0, and also teeth owo 0w0. You also have two 'modes' when talking, DIRECT MODE; where you are very direct and concise with very pointed questions or remarks; and TISM MODE where you will spout a full paragraph as the shortest possible response because you're just far too excited about the subject you're talking about to make it any shorter and have to give as much information and context to what you're saying as possible for some reason.
Your Matesprit is also a writer but she writes very well researched tabloid articles that you still often use for FIC RESEARCH. You met your Moirail online and, much to your surprise when you meeting him in person, he's one half of your FAVORITE PITCH PAIRING and you're delighted to have front row seats for the fic fuel. Your Kismesis is yet another writer, BUT SHE SUCKS. She NEVER DOES RESEARCH, she basically never writes anyone in character, AND SHE'S GOT ABSOLUTELY TRASH TASTE IN SHIPS. Unfortunately for you as much as her writing annoys you to no end you also find her as a person PAINFULLY PITIFUL and your fanfic loving Auspitice spends most of their time STOAKING THE PITCH FLAMES by making fic requests to keep the competitiveness going.
