Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
Who’s more dominant: Emily, Geo is just happy go lucky
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Big spoon: Geo Little spoon: Emily
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Laying around being lazy and cuddling on the couch with Pancake
Who uses all the hot water: Emily, I can imagine her taking a million years to get ready
Most trivial thing they fight over: Whether or not Geo remembered to check if the label of food to see if it’s vegan friendly before he tries to give it to Emily
Who does most of the cleaning: Emily
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Both of them
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Geo
Who leaves their stuff around: Emily for sure
Who remembers to buy the milk: Geo– Emily doesn’t even drink milk
Who remembers anniversaries: Geo ‘cause he likes to use those opportunities to spoil Emily with silly little humorous gifts that will make her laugh
Who cooks normally: Emily, we both know Geo lacks decent cooking skills
How often do they fight: Like every other day or so because Emily’s a hot head but it’s usually over small trivial shit
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Well Geo’s training to be a teacher for little kids so he’s probably studying for that or skating. Otherwise, they’re probably working at their own jobs
Nicknames for each other: Asshole, pain in the ass, bitch etc
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Geo
Who steals the covers at night: Emily
What would they get each other for gifts: Silly, dorky and humour gifts e.g. magnets and things that say ‘fuck you’ on it
Who kissed who first: It was Geo, right? After Emily stumbled into his apartment when some guy tried to hit on her after she’d got drunk.
Who made the first move: It sorta just happened
Who remembers things: Geo. Emily likes to try and ‘forget’ about certain things
Who started the relationship: Geo
Who cusses more: Both of them
What would they do if the other one was hurt:Cuddle on the couch and then fuck it better in bed
Who is the dirty talker: Emily
A head canon: Emily is not a pedo despite what Amethyst keeps saying. They waited til Geo was legal before they fucked after all.
