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Tyrian: I have a riddle for you!

Jaune: (Tied up with rest of JNR) Oh god.

Tyrian: I shave every day!

Nora: (Snickering)

Ren: (Looks away, Jaw clenched)

Jaune: Uh, good for you?

Tyrian: Shut the fuck up, blondie! I shave every day but my beard stays the same! What am I?

Jaune: You're not shaving your beard?

Tyrian: I am! I'm shaving a beard every day!

Jaune: Are you shaving your legs?

Nora: (Busts out laughing)

Ren: (Laughs) Who shaves every day?

Tyrian: What?! (Slower) I shave every day, but my beard stays the same! What am I?

Jaune: Uh... A razor?

Tyrian: YOU'VE BEEN RIDDLED! I WAS A BARBER!

Jaune: Okay, but I like mine better.

Tyrian: FUCK YOU!

I quite like the recent episode of Division. THE EMOTION! Division belongs to Gemtrovert

Ironwood: "You'll never defeat me."

Ruby: "Oh, really? I'm going to crash the stock market by ruining the economy!"

Ironwood: "No, my retirement plan!"

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Jaune: Nora, do you even know what any of that means?

Nora: No, Weiss talks about it a lot when she watches the news in the morning.

Nora: Hm, Jaune looks really sad right now.

Pyrrha: Why not play a game of catch?

Nora: I couldn't find any balls, though.

Ren: Well, you can always go out and find one.

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LATER

Nora: We're back!

Ren: Did he cheer up?

Nora: No, he's angry now.

Pyrrha: Why is he angry?

Nora: I couldn't find a ball outside, so I used the closest thing to a ball.

Ren: Which is?

Nora: (Jaune walks in, Covered in sores) A beehive!

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