#gendering inanimate objects

[postorbital]

I use the pronoun "she" not because I identify as female, but because I am a ship.

[warriorsdebt]

Coworker: *unwraps a package of teal, green, and grey post-it notes*

Coworker: "Wow look how masculine these are!"

Coworker: "There are such masculine little post-it notes."

Coworker: "What a perfect colour scheme for a boy's room or boy's wardrobe."

Coworker: "Yes indeed, these small pieces of paper simply reek of manhood."